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Artful Drunktective
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5359 Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
Location: Yautja Prime
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by Artful Drunktective » Sun Aug 18, 2019 6:49 am
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:55 am
When you are excited to watch something on youtube only to realize it's playing in a tiny box in the corner of the screen. Thanks asshole.
Repost: only now I would like to add when the voices are in high speed or the video quality is just pure shit. Thanks for wasting everyone's time! I'd rather not even watch, it's like putting on a tape of nails scratching on a chalkboard.
They must be the same assholes that post "watch the full movie here ^" but it's just some stupid links to click on and never a movie. Thanks assholes! You should be put in youtube prison!
Okole maluna!
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
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by Nausea » Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:32 am
Dreams that are aligned with events in reality, such that the two become difficult to distinguish -- especially when combined with the amnesia had from getting drunk every day.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14333 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:33 am
My favorite websites re-designing for what they claim "easier mobile access".
It confuses the hell out of me and I`m not even old
Drink!
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3288 Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 am
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by Nausea » Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:57 pm
When the end of the weekend looms closer and closer.
You want to drink harder and harder.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:12 pm
Nausea wrote: ↑ Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:57 pm
When the end of the weekend looms closer and closer.
You want to drink harder and harder.
Yes yes yes, guzzled guzzle. Baaaaaaaaaaaaarf. Right
Drink!
scream ale
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6216 Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
Location: Home usually.
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by scream ale » Mon Aug 19, 2019 3:51 pm
This end of the summer humidity. It's like walking around with a wet towel over your face sometimes.
Artful Drunktective
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5359 Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
Location: Yautja Prime
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by Artful Drunktective » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:43 am
Freezing to death when you get out of the shower.
Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies
When people decorate for holidays waaaay too early.
When people decorate for holidays like Easter. Egg ornaments? Really???
On that note, not finding Cadbury Creme Eggs all year round.
Movies where people have amnesia
Miracle Whip
Okole maluna!
Dear Booze
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2516 Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm
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by Dear Booze » Wed Aug 21, 2019 12:10 pm
Not being able to purchase Girl Scout cookies except during late winter/early spring. AND having to know a girl scout in order ro purchase them. What a terribly fucked up marketing scheme!
DRINK!
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
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by Nausea » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:44 pm
Bleeding on the power tools at work.
Metal burrs can be brutal. Worse was the nearly-razorsharp bin edge that I didn't notice until it was too late.
SURVIVE.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
scream ale
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6216 Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
Location: Home usually.
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by scream ale » Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:32 pm
Not being able to purchase girl scouts unless I buy some of their cookies. It's always gotta be something.
Artful Drunktective
Chugging Like Churchill
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by Artful Drunktective » Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:01 am
Dang girl scouts showing off their goods like that.
Okole maluna!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14333 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:16 am
Nausea wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:44 pm
Bleeding on the power tools at work.
Metal burrs can be brutal. Worse was the nearly-razorsharp bin edge that I didn't notice until it was too late.
SURVIVE.
Ouch. Also, broken glass sometimes isn`t sharp at all and sometimes I might be able to perform a liver transplant using it
Drink!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14333 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:30 pm
Stuff stuck between your teeth, in the back where dental floss don`t go
Edit: In before stupid BF or DB comment in 3... 2...
Drink!
scream ale
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6216 Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
Location: Home usually.
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by scream ale » Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:36 pm
^^ floss is a pain in the balls. Never could use it for anything other than sewing.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14333 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:07 am
Thinking you have to take a major dump and then nothing happens. Sometimes I feel like real life Al Bundy.
Minus the shit wife of course, my wife is awesome!
Drink!