Shit we hate:

[scream ale]

The dog barking at his mirror image
The dog barking at birds
The dog barking at imaginary things in the woods
The dog barking at me
The dog barking at other dogs on TV
and so on...

It's like a really boring Bukowski poem.

[Artful Drunktective]

When you are excited to watch something on youtube only to realize it's playing in a tiny box in the corner of the screen. Thanks asshole.

Repost: only now I would like to add when the voices are in high speed or the video quality is just pure shit. Thanks for wasting everyone's time! I'd rather not even watch, it's like putting on a tape of nails scratching on a chalkboard.

They must be the same assholes that post "watch the full movie here ^" but it's just some stupid links to click on and never a movie. Thanks assholes! You should be put in youtube prison!

[Nausea]

Dreams that are aligned with events in reality, such that the two become difficult to distinguish -- especially when combined with the amnesia had from getting drunk every day.

[oettinger]

My favorite websites re-designing for what they claim "easier mobile access".
It confuses the hell out of me and I`m not even old

[Nausea]

When the end of the weekend looms closer and closer.

You want to drink harder and harder.

[oettinger]

When the end of the weekend looms closer and closer.

You want to drink harder and harder.

Yes yes yes, guzzled guzzle. Baaaaaaaaaaaaarf. Right

[scream ale]

This end of the summer humidity. It's like walking around with a wet towel over your face sometimes.

[Artful Drunktective]

Freezing to death when you get out of the shower.

Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies

When people decorate for holidays waaaay too early.

When people decorate for holidays like Easter. Egg ornaments? Really???

On that note, not finding Cadbury Creme Eggs all year round.

Movies where people have amnesia

Miracle Whip

[Dear Booze]

Not being able to purchase Girl Scout cookies except during late winter/early spring. AND having to know a girl scout in order ro purchase them. What a terribly fucked up marketing scheme!

[Nausea]

Bleeding on the power tools at work.

Metal burrs can be brutal. Worse was the nearly-razorsharp bin edge that I didn't notice until it was too late.

SURVIVE.

[scream ale]

Not being able to purchase girl scouts unless I buy some of their cookies. It's always gotta be something.

[Artful Drunktective]

Dang girl scouts showing off their goods like that.

[oettinger]

Bleeding on the power tools at work.

Metal burrs can be brutal. Worse was the nearly-razorsharp bin edge that I didn't notice until it was too late.

SURVIVE.

Ouch. Also, broken glass sometimes isn`t sharp at all and sometimes I might be able to perform a liver transplant using it

[oettinger]

Stuff stuck between your teeth, in the back where dental floss don`t go

Edit: In before stupid BF or DB comment in 3... 2...

[scream ale]

^^ floss is a pain in the balls. Never could use it for anything other than sewing.