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Thinking you have to take a major dump and then nothing happens. Sometimes I feel like real life Al Bundy.

Minus the shit wife of course, my wife is awesome!
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:07 am
Thinking you have to take a major dump and then nothing happens.
It's such a let down. You start looking forward to a little alone time followed by feeling 10 pounds lighter and then...nothing.
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This has never happened to me. You guys are weird. Get yer butts fixed.
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Eat some fucking fiber.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:56 am
Eat some fucking wicker lawn furniture.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:46 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:56 am
Eat the paper plate, the napkin, and the placemat.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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BTW, almost 20 more pages of hate than pages of love in this forum.
Just sayin'.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:42 pm
BTW, almost 20 more pages of hate than pages of love in this forum.
Just sayin'.
I hate you had to point that out.
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We all love us some hate.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:43 am
Freezing to death when you get out of the shower.
This is why I only shower once a month. Anyone need some frumunda for their pizza?
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:56 am
Eat some fucking fiber.
I eat loads of fiber. I just end up melting an ungodly amount cheddar on top of it.
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Sunburn peels. The flakes never end.
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scream ale wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:15 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:56 am
Eat some fucking fiber.
I eat loads of fiber. I just end up melting an ungodly amount cheddar on top of it.
You need to counteract the binding effects of the cheese with plenty of cheap beer. Also called the "Wisconsin blowout".
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Tall cans of Wisconsin cheddar ale?
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Horses. Why do girls always love horses??ß
Someone once told me that women riding horses has to do with sexual pleasure.

Construction sites that seemed to have just stopped. On some highways there seems to always be a lane blocked for reconstruction. Yet you never see one person working.

Public transport.

Too much sugar in everything

Not enough salt in everything

Pop music from any decade
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