Thinking you have to take a major dump and then nothing happens. Sometimes I feel like real life Al Bundy.
Minus the shit wife of course, my wife is awesome!
Shit we hate:
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If water was so healthy, why do you die when you drown in it?
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scream ale
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It's such a let down. You start looking forward to a little alone time followed by feeling 10 pounds lighter and then...nothing.
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This has never happened to me. You guys are weird. Get yer butts fixed.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.
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Patchez
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Shit we hate:
BTW, almost 20 more pages of hate than pages of love in this forum.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
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Badfellow
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Re: Shit we hate:
I hate you had to point that out.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:42 pmBTW, almost 20 more pages of hate than pages of love in this forum.
Just sayin'.
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This is why I only shower once a month. Anyone need some frumunda for their pizza?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:43 amFreezing to death when you get out of the shower.
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I eat loads of fiber. I just end up melting an ungodly amount cheddar on top of it.
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Badfellow
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You need to counteract the binding effects of the cheese with plenty of cheap beer. Also called the "Wisconsin blowout".scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:15 pmI eat loads of fiber. I just end up melting an ungodly amount cheddar on top of it.
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Horses. Why do girls always love horses??ß
Someone once told me that women riding horses has to do with sexual pleasure.
Construction sites that seemed to have just stopped. On some highways there seems to always be a lane blocked for reconstruction. Yet you never see one person working.
Public transport.
Too much sugar in everything
Not enough salt in everything
Pop music from any decade
Someone once told me that women riding horses has to do with sexual pleasure.
Construction sites that seemed to have just stopped. On some highways there seems to always be a lane blocked for reconstruction. Yet you never see one person working.
Public transport.
Too much sugar in everything
Not enough salt in everything
Pop music from any decade
If water was so healthy, why do you die when you drown in it?