Best Party School in America

[Rooster]

In 2017, Syracuse University was ranked the #4 Party School in America by the Princeton Review.
I transferred in this Spring and it is now the #1 Party School. WE BEAT 'BAMA!

Don't talk to me about silly shit like "methodology" or "coincidence;" this happened.

As a side note, I saw a rather-buxom young lady on-campus sporting an MDM-shirt, and immediately accosted her with "You know about the Modern Drunkards?!?" She replied that she got it at a thrift store because it looked cute... and also an implicit, "why the fuck are you accosting me, guy-who-could-be-my-dad-with-you-all-smelling-like-gin-and-Parliaments-rolling-out-to-campus-in-a-Hawaiian-shirt-and-skateboard-shoes-at-10am-on-a-Wednesday?"

I pointed her to the magazine. I doubt she came (story of my life).

[mistah willies]

In 2017, Syracuse University was ranked the #4 Party School in America by the Princeton Review.
I transferred in this Spring and it is now the #1 Party School. WE BEAT 'BAMA!

Don't talk to me about silly shit like "methodology" or "coincidence;" this happened.

As a side note, I saw a rather-buxom young lady on-campus sporting an MDM-shirt, and immediately accosted her with "You know about the Modern Drunkards?!?" She replied that she got it at a thrift store because it looked cute... and also an implicit, "why the fuck are you accosting me, guy-who-could-be-my-dad-with-you-all-smelling-like-gin-and-Parliaments-rolling-out-to-campus-in-a-Hawaiian-shirt-and-skateboard-shoes-at-10am-on-a-Wednesday?"

I pointed her to the magazine. I doubt she came (story of my life).

I'll friggin DRINK! to that mistah man. Yes indeed. (The gin-essence at 10:00am part, that is)




btw, to mis-quote a really good comedian: "when I was a young man on campus, the ladies would eye me. But now, they just keep an eye on me..."

.

[Rooster]

I don't drink gin anymore, but I swear that if I'm undrunk for my 9am classes, it is only because my mother died (may she live long and prosper).

[Badfellow]

Looking to expand your edumacational horizons? Look no further than Drunkard University Institute online.

At DUI, there's no pressure to succeed. Much like yourself, our instructors would rather be getting liquored up and having a good time. That's why we tailor our online classes to your give-a-fuck schedule. In fact, you don't have to show up at all. Just pay your tuition up front (cash only) and your certificate of attendance is in the email!

We offer studies in the following: beer, booze, bong hits, social media and show us your tits. Or get your degree in being wasted!

Why flush all that money down the shitter on a "good" school when you can party hardy at Drunkard University Institute? A certified non-accridited school.

[Nausea]

I doubt she came (story of my life).

So, you have trouble making girls come? Me too.

[Nausea]

Welcome to DUI. I am Professor Nausea, Ph.Drunk.

Areas of Specialization: Kentucky Deluxe, Olde English 800.

Areas of Competency: Scotch.


Your syllabus for the Fall (down) Semester in Drunkardism 4000:

I -- Virtue Drunkology (pp. 1-46)
II -- Modern Rotgutism (pp. 122-189)
III -- The Meaning of Life (Getting Drunk) (pp. 210-243)
IV -- Alcoholic Consciousness (pp. 316-420)

There will be random tests to make sure you are keeping your BAC at appropriately high levels. A low BAC will result in failure of the course.

[mistah willies]

*hiccup*

HEY! *urrrrrrp*
HEYyyyy. Wassat? Sshhhh. Someone's hollering

... Look, I paid my tuition but then I accidently showed up to class. Where's the door?
I need to get moar drinker
Drunker. That's it.
Can you hepp a bruddah out?

I wanna fly, baby. I mean, rope up about twenty or so and they'll float high
I think the air traffic controller job would be good, ya know, because it's like a video game. That would be awesome dude.


HEY!
h(ey)
Someone is yelling again. Shhhh*hiccup*shshshhhh

[RIPT2.0]

Syracuse. My home town. Enjoy the winter. I hear it's predicted to be a doozy.

Lots of good bars in that town though, so there's that.

[Nausea]

Check out Oakwood Cemetery. It's right next to campus. Epic.

[RIPT2.0]

Check out Oakwood Cemetery. It's right next to campus. Epic.

Yeah, and bring a gun. The South Side is a block away and the Homies like picking off drunken idiots.

[oettinger]

Welcome to DUI. I am Professor Nausea, Ph.Drunk.

Areas of Specialization: Kentucky Deluxe, Olde English 800.

Areas of Competency: Scotch.


Your syllabus for the Fall (down) Semester in Drunkardism 4000:

I -- Virtue Drunkology (pp. 1-46)
II -- Modern Rotgutism (pp. 122-189)
III -- The Meaning of Life (Getting Drunk) (pp. 210-243)
IV -- Alcoholic Consciousness (pp. 316-420)

There will be random tests to make sure you are keeping your BAC at appropriately high levels. A low BAC will result in failure of the course.

Great post. Insn`t the BAC something you fail in in highschool and then you have to attend junior dive?

[Rooster]

Syracuse. My home town. Enjoy the winter. I hear it's predicted to be a doozy.

Lots of good bars in that town though, so there's that.

I've frequented a few. I live in Solvay, just north of Tipp Hill.

Check out Oakwood Cemetery. It's right next to campus. Epic.

I park at Manley. I'm certain the cemetery is haunted AND there's no way in hell I'm walking past it at night for other reasons.
Ghost tours started, though... so I may partake in them.

[RIPT2.0]

Syracuse. My home town. Enjoy the winter. I hear it's predicted to be a doozy.

Lots of good bars in that town though, so there's that.

I've frequented a few. I live in Solvay, just north of Tipp Hill.

What part of Solvay? North would put you down by the 900 block of Milton.
Do you frequent the Gas pump?

[Patchez]

Check out Oakwood Cemetery. It's right next to campus. Epic.

Yeah, and bring a gun. The South Side is a block away and the Homies like picking off drunken idiots.

Most homies couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if they were in it.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Check out Oakwood Cemetery. It's right next to campus. Epic.

Yeah, and bring a gun. The South Side is a block away and the Homies like picking off drunken idiots.

Most homies couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if they were in it.

Well they got alot of ammo, them stray rounds are takin out homies. Shit, Chicago has a death toll every weekend. Sideways shootin or no