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This song:

Starbuck - Moonlight Feels Right

Anxiously awaiting DB's analysis of the xylophone solo.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 3:39 am
This song:

Starbuck - Moonlight Feels Right

Anxiously awaiting DB's analysis of the xylophone solo.
That's a funny little song. Until watching the video you posted, I always thought the marimba was a keyboard effect, not an actual marimba. Here's the thing about that particular instrument... Are you sitting down? ... I really like it. Unlike its cousins, the xylophone and the glockenspiel, the marimba has a pretty nice sound (IMO).

With that said, the marimba player's disco get up, as well as his flash, flair, and filigree cracked me up. He seems to think "chicks dig me" and not because he's a Virgo and enjoys long walks on the beach, but because he's the main attraction in a one-hit-wonder sideshow. God bless him.

Honorable mention: Fucking Drummer Guy. His brief camera time is my favorite part. Just watch the video. You'll enjoy him.
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Had this super fucked up dream where I was banging my ex, only her chest and stomach were full of hair. I remember being startled by it -- in the dream, mind you -- and then just going on with the whole affair. No, no, no. Dream world, that is a situation where you call it quits. Damn you, dream world.
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Nausea wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:20 pm
Had this super fucked up dream where I was banging my ex
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Nausea wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:20 pm
Had this super fucked up dream where I was banging my ex, only her chest and stomach were full of hair. I remember being startled by it -- in the dream, mind you -- and then just going on with the whole affair. No, no, no. Dream world, that is a situation where you call it quits. Damn you, dream world.
Weird dreams usually are fun.

The russian buddy told me about a dream of his that was kinda fucked up: I was waist up human, waist down robot and he was fucking my robotic ass.
That dude was an in the closted homo and had the hots for me I guess
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When I drink too fast, I get in these states of mind where I'm worried I've forgotten something relative to work. I'll sit there staring at the ceiling trying to figure out what I'm missing, lost in the same loops of broken logic until, eventually, I override it all and try to focus simply on sleeping.

This has happened to me several times. Annoying.
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The russian buddy told me about a dream of his that was kinda fucked up: I was waist up human, waist down robot and he was fucking my robotic ass.
That dude was an in the closted homo and had the hots for me I guess
This is hilarious. I like that he confided in you about it.
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:57 am
The russian buddy told me about a dream of his that was kinda fucked up: I was waist up human, waist down robot and he was fucking my robotic ass.
That dude was an in the closted homo and had the hots for me I guess
In Russia, you do not fuck robotic ass. Robotic ass fuck you.
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Padding the "Shit we love" thread so it looks like we're a bunch of loving peaceful drunks. You fuckers ain't foolin' nobody.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:29 pm
Padding the "Shit we love" thread so it looks like we're a bunch of loving peaceful drunks. You fuckers ain't foolin' nobody.
We`ve done it for months now. Funny that you just realised it. We hate all of that shit too.

Shit I really hate: Dog-moms, you walk your dog and come across them and they start asking questions. Questions turn into a full out hearing at the judges. These dog moms know what`s best for your pet and what vet to take it to, and please no where else! How to raise, how to treat, how to talk.
I learned that these people are mostly of low i.q. and lonely, I know what would be good for them...
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:29 pm
Padding the "Shit we love" thread so it looks like we're a bunch of loving peaceful drunks. You fuckers ain't foolin' nobody.
When I think of you, I think of Jesus and puppy dogs riding the rainbow of joy that pours perpetually forth from your pickled pooper.
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I just died in your arms tonight

or whatever that song is called
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The businessification of higher education. All kinds of bullshit "professional" schools, certifications, programs these days. Sad.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:29 pm
Padding the "Shit we love" thread so it looks like we're a bunch of loving peaceful drunks. You fuckers ain't foolin' nobody.
Hey Mr. Drunk! If I were to put all the "shit I love"shit I have posted into an individual post instead of compiling a list, I alone may have surpassed the number of pages in this thread. I am full of an abundance of love, dude.

And on that note, I am contributing a new love list right now.

But first, shit I hate...

Ric Ocasek and Eddie Money passing. That sucks.

Waking up early and having to go out when the weather is shit.

Mint flavored Chapstick.

The cheesy ending of almost every Ben Stiller movie.

Slow, long winded, boring movies, especially the love scenes. It seems they are getting worse these days no matter what the genre. And I am not even a movie snob. I try. I really do give them a try.
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^ ^ ^
Two tickets to Paradise, summertime. Yup.

I hated the idea that no one knows about a true adventurer, leaving Paradise to ADventure into a new land, to learn a new language, the customs of those whom speak zis language, und shtill have to take ze classes.

But instead of hated, now I simply enjoy knowing such tings. Ya.

Cheers to you

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mistah willies wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:54 pm


I hated the idea that no one knows about a true adventurer, leaving Paradise to ADventure into a new land, to learn a new language, the customs of those whom speak zis language, und shtill have to take ze classes.

But instead of hated, now I simply enjoy knowing such tings. Ya.

Cheers to you
Aww shucks, that's stuff I love right there. Keeps me motivated. Danke and prosit, kind sir!
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