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ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:46 pm
it's not uncommon for women to have slept with over a hundred to several hundred guys by mid twenties (online dating and culture).
And yet some scream metoo at the same time. Insanity.

My day: walked the dog and been a nice house-man. Waited for my first drink until the wife came home
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End of the friggin year gubment grant reporting.
I'm ready to head to the private sector.

Yes, that include touching meself while fondling a young bottle of Pendleton Bourbon

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Willies is the first drunkard that found excitement touching himself, he is ready for his private sector
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Long day at work. Super slow, which isn't bad -- I can browse MDM during the lulls in business.

Whiskey and beer now. So, I'm good. 8am is creeping up though. FACK.

It would be cool if we could step outside of time for any duration desirable. Or is that paradoxical? Two time dimensions?
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It actually drizzled rain at the beach west side LA. It kept me in the bar longer than usual to wait out the showers. Walked home high and dry when the sun came out ready to drink some more.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Hit not 1 but 2 flea markets. Picked up a Stones record also a couple of free blank cassettes still sealed. So far so good. Now some booze.

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Good news, bad news, good news, vodka.

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Several hours of minor yet retarded incidents designed to make the day look and feel longer. Putting that all behind me now with ale. Cheers and fuck Monday in the face.

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Woke up dry as a raisin with the thickest snot ever. Alcodehydration.

Drank some KD to start the day. Helped my sister out by moving some furniture for one of her clients.

Picked up more KD, and a Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout (KBS) from the workplace. I'll have it after the whiskey.

I don't have to be at work until noon, so I should be able to rise above the hangover in time. Will pre-game it again with 100ml of vodka -- opens up the senses, lessens the anxiety -- what's not to like?

Shit, I could probably get away with loading my water bottle with vodka for the work day. Not sure about that one yet, but I'm tempted.
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Nausea wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:13 pm
Shit, I could probably get away with loading my water bottle with vodka for the work day. Not sure about that one yet, but I'm tempted.
You could definitely get away with vodka in a Gatorade bottle, along with the appropriately colored mixer. Purple hides just about anything while green adds an element of mystery. Or you could go with yellow food coloring and, when the boss asks, tell them you're drinking your own urine.
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:23 pm
Nausea wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:13 pm
Shit, I could probably get away with loading my water bottle with vodka for the work day. Not sure about that one yet, but I'm tempted.
You could definitely get away with vodka in a Gatorade bottle, along with the appropriately colored mixer. Purple hides just about anything while green adds an element of mystery. Or you could go with yellow food coloring and, when the boss asks, tell them you're drinking your own urine.
Just out of curiosity, is a flask considered an "open container" anyone know? Thought this was the point of one to conceal on the hip...
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Grumpy snored so loudly I had no choice but to get up and pour myself some bubbly. His alarm is due to go off in a few minutes, so no rest for the wicked for a while. Raise a glass, fellow drunkards, to the man who has to get up at three am every damn weekday.
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Drinking and canning some roasted garlic and tomato sauce.
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Was loading a customer's bag with bottles of wine. She gladly showed my boss and I the strap-on she purchased that was in the bag.
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I've been nursing nasty scuff marks on my left knee sustained early yesterday evening returning home from happy hour. Tripped going up the outdoor staircase leading to my condo. The steps are concrete slabs with embedded gravel. I'm sure you've seen them. They just rip the flesh right off your bones if you fall on them. I was angry then and I'm angry now so I'm having another round!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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