Learn something every day
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Re: Learn something every day
Walk Like an Egyptian is actually how Egyptians walked according to highyoglyphics
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Re: Learn something every day
I bet they poked each other in the eye alot.ThirstyBirdy wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2019 6:50 pmWalk Like an Egyptian is actually how Egyptians walked according to highyoglyphics
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Re: Learn something every day
Not to mention getting a nut shot if you followed someone too closely.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:45 pmI bet they poked each other in the eye alot.ThirstyBirdy wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2019 6:50 pmWalk Like an Egyptian is actually how Egyptians walked according to highyoglyphics
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Re: Learn something every day
Traits would be learned earlyPatchez wrote: ↑Sat Oct 26, 2019 11:12 pmNot to mention getting a nut shot if you followed someone too closely.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:45 pmI bet they poked each other in the eye alot.ThirstyBirdy wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2019 6:50 pmWalk Like an Egyptian is actually how Egyptians walked according to highyoglyphics
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Re: Learn something every day
I found out today that chocolate cake is very addictive. Just add chocolate ice cream and we are talking bender. I made chocolate ice cream sandwiches out of German bundt cakes which are intensely chocolate mini cakes bigger than cupcakes. Sliced them open and layered on the chocolate ice cream. Almost better than sex!
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I think I heard that German chocolate cake isn't named so because it's from Germany but the inventor was a guy by the name of German. I don't remember his full name. Mister German.
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Really? I thought it contained actual Germans, and that the cakes always run on time.
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Re: Learn something every day
This thread has made me hungry. I'm looking for chocolate right now.
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Re: Learn something every day
German chocolate cake is okay, if you leave off the frosting. I hate coconut. But really, my black cocoa cake is way better.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:36 pmI think I heard that German chocolate cake isn't named so because it's from Germany but the inventor was a guy by the name of German. I don't remember his full name. Mister German.
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Raisins are what i cant stand but oddly enuff, i eat em when cooked in beef and capersSavage wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 3:19 amGerman chocolate cake is okay, if you leave off the frosting. I hate coconut. But really, my black cocoa cake is way better.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:36 pmI think I heard that German chocolate cake isn't named so because it's from Germany but the inventor was a guy by the name of German. I don't remember his full name. Mister German.
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Re: Learn something every day
I learned today that a drink in time saves nine.
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Nine what?
A drink in time saves nine hours in the drunk tank.
A drink in time saves nine hookers lives.
A drink in time saves ninety nine red luftballoons.
A drink in time saves nine baby puppies in a sack from the river.
A drink in time saves nine ugly people from forming meaningful relationships.
A drink in time saves nine cats that I bet hate my ex.
A drink in time saves nine ghosts from watching you poop.
A drink in time saves a double Rock-N-Rye and seven Carlings.
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Re: Learn something every day
Okole maluna!
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Re: Learn something every day
Chose = perineum, end of story. Anything else just taint quite right.
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