Booze News

[Bur]

I'd be scared shitless too, someone who is passed out can't sell me drinks.

[oettinger]

I'd be scared shitless too, someone who is passed out can't sell me drinks.

Open bar I`d suggest

[Lush City]

The Coming Whiskey Bubble?
Stock up now before the crash.
https://www.silverdoctors.com/headlines ... ey-bubble/

[Lush City]

How did booze bandit stick $1,000 worth of scotch down his pants?
This looks like a case for Rip Griffin, booze detective!
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm ... story.html

[Patchez]

How did booze bandit stick $1,000 worth of scotch down his pants?

By picking the wrong bottle of scotch.

6 of the most expensive whiskys in the world.

[Lush City]

Hyperinflation Watch: Bottle Of Whisky Sells For Record $1.9 Million, Over $100,000 Per Shot!
https://www.silverdoctors.com/headlines ... -per-shot/

[Lush City]

Crime Watch – A $5,000 beer

https://www.smdp.com/a-5000-beer/181745

[ThirstyDrunk]

Crime Watch – A $5,000 beer

Carlos Felipe Calderon, 60, homeless, was arrested for shoplifting

See? Homeless. That would be brilliant except that he stopped at one beer. He should have stolen a case and chugged as many as he could before the cops arrived. Then he gets a cot to sleep it off and breakfast in the morning.

[Lush City]

The Briefing: Westchester Store Sold Stolen Booze
https://argonautnews.com/the-briefing-w ... len-booze/
This is my local neighborhood and it only goes to show you can't trust anyone anymore.
We need Rip Griffin to solve these problems of stolen booze. We need a booze detective,

[Artful Drunktective]

We need a booze detective,

*Ahem*

[Lush City]

We need a booze detective,

*Ahem*

Welcome! We need your assistance. Time to get to work and nail these booze bandits. My favorite TV show was 'Mystery Diner' on the History channel. It was shocking at first to learn how restaurants and bars are ripped off by their own employees. Couldn't believe how far they went. Hope you get your fair share of the booty!

[Artful Drunktective]

World’s Chillest Man’ Sips Beer as Gunman Robs Bar and asks him for another drink!

[Lush City]

Coronavirus: Distilleries Around the Country Divert Operations to Produce Hand Sanitizer
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020 ... sanitizer/

[Lush City]

British Solidarity: Pub Delivers Keg of Beer to 90-Year-Old Regular After Coronavirus Shutdown
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/0 ... -shutdown/

[scream ale]

^^^ now if that doesn't make you feel good all over nothing will.