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Rye and Coke
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 887 Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:43 pm
Location: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming?"
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by Rye and Coke » Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:46 pm
oettinger wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:20 pm
.."hell why not " is your life`s maxima.
My self-suggested nick name was "Why Not" for a while.
Just let it happen, that's my motto
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3284 Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 am
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by Nausea » Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:18 pm
Is that what you tell them all after they say no?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Rye and Coke
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 887 Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:43 pm
Location: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming?"
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by Rye and Coke » Sat Sep 07, 2019 8:06 pm
Nausea wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:18 pm
Is that what you tell them all after they say no?
After they say no, I run screaming into the mist. You're not going to #MeToo me too
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14316 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:10 am
#me neither
Drink!
scream ale
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6212 Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
Location: Home usually.
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by scream ale » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:17 am
#ThisWasThePoundSignOnThePhoneWhenIWasAChild
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14316 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:55 am
scream ale wrote: ↑ Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:17 am
#ThisWasThePoundSignOnThePhoneWhenIWasAChild
aww how cute.
Who found you and did they return you to the bar you ran away from?
That would be funny actually:
...you got your favorite dive`s adress on a dog tag
Instead of blood group it says what your favorable drinks are
Drink!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14316 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sun Sep 22, 2019 1:50 pm
On monday mornings your co-workers call you out for smelling like a bar.
Hungoverly you reply: Can you please be a little more precise, I`ve been to a million bars last night.
Waking up next to a dead hooker is no deja vu anymore, it happens every weekend.
Your favorite dive plans it`s closing days around your vacation days.
Oddsmakers bet low on whiskey prices the day you die.
Drink!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14316 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sun Oct 06, 2019 4:40 pm
You have a pretty precise recolection of your 10th drink that evening. After that things got hazy
Drink!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14316 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sun Oct 06, 2019 4:42 pm
You tip in bills, coins are birdfood
Drink!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14316 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:14 pm
You moderate a website dedicated to full blown alcohol abuse
Cheers
Drink!
scream ale
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6212 Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
Location: Home usually.
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by scream ale » Sat Oct 12, 2019 5:10 pm
oettinger wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:14 pm
You moderate a website dedicated to full blown alcohol abuse
Cheers
Hey man I prefer the term enthusiast over abuser.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14316 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:52 am
scream ale wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 12, 2019 5:10 pm
oettinger wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:14 pm
You moderate a website dedicated to full blown alcohol abuse
Cheers
Hey man I prefer the term enthusiast over abuser.
True. The late booznik refered to spilled drink as alcohol abuse. That`s spot on. You should check out his posts (if you haven`t already). That guy was a damn comedian
Drink!
scream ale
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6212 Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
Location: Home usually.
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by scream ale » Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:35 am
^^^ I have not. But as soon as I figure out how to navigate the search thing I look forward to a good laugh.
Edit: found it. Dude had an awesome avatar thingy.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14316 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:51 am
Remember the last time you were Not drunk on a weekend?
Drink!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14316 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sun Nov 03, 2019 3:07 pm
You call your own landline trying to find your cell-phone.
The zoo-veterinarian has to check you for rabies every monday morning.
Hollywood will never film a biopic about your life. The script is too outlandish made up bullshit. The incredible Alc? Really?
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