A bird in hand is better than two in the bush.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:31 amA gallon of gatorade family tranquilize.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:35 pm
Tomorrow is my university's Homecoming. Me and Jack and Coke are going (that's where we met) and I plan on getting a water bottle full of something nice and enjoying the day.
Na, they were wearing warm bushes
Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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- Savage
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like tears in rain
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Another Sunday in Paradise, what can I say?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Found out that my jury duty for tomorrow (my only day off during the week) was canceled.
Phew. I almost lost my only night of drinking with reckless abandon.
So, here I am. And guess what? I am stocked up. Kentucky Deluxe and Scotch in the hizzy. Word.
Phew. I almost lost my only night of drinking with reckless abandon.
So, here I am. And guess what? I am stocked up. Kentucky Deluxe and Scotch in the hizzy. Word.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
How are you getting all this Kentucky Deluxe? It seems I remember a post from you opening up a cardboard case full of KD bottles. Does your employer let you have those?
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Yup. My employer buys them by the case for me now. I get an employee discount as well, so all-in-all it's a super cheap way to get loaded.
I can also get Scotches at-cost if it's something they decide to sell at retail. I recently requested Caol Ila 12 and got it. Damn fine whiskey.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Talk about living the dream. Cheers to you sir!Nausea wrote: I can also get Scotches at-cost if it's something they decide to sell at retail. I recently requested Caol Ila 12 and got it. Damn fine whiskey.
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Cheers, bud! It's not the most lavish job in the world, but it has its perks.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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In a nutshell: got up late for hunting. Wasn't even out for a half hour, bagged an 8 point buck. All that's left to do is sit around the bar for the rest of the day in my grubby hillbilly duds and drink myself ignorant.
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Yum Venison. How is there not a chain of burger joints named Bambi Burgers?
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Yeah, right. So who is dressing it out for you and cutting it up in nice neat packages for you to freeze? Or, did you sell it off and you're done with it?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I drank a bit. What business is it of yours?
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Yep.. They crybabies too much for all else but them dumb stupid selves (not us Jimmy)🤗
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f6ZlD3vuKw
Cocktail Shields up* let's get the hell outta here to a bar Jimmy... Stay behind me... We're getting out of this bitch bub.
Where in the fuck is my handed sword.. Oh well..
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
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Me.
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Worked 12 hours last night. Wife called and woke me up at 1 to inform me it was a gorgeous 65 degree afternoon. She did this because she loves me and knew I would want to take the Bibber out for a ride. 2.5 hours and a few miles later I was back home with her washed and ready to be put up for the winter. Now at work but wind therapy is almost as good as booze threapy. Almost.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice