WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
This thread has totally gone to Hell. Just thought I would let you all know. I'd rather be dosing on fentanyl administered by a certified professional for the best night's sleep you could imagine. The deal is waking up and the dose administered. Until then, alcohol will do rather nicely. Thank you and good nite.
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Lol as soon as having a boner is mentioned Lush is getting salty.
But a permanent one? Damn, I think I prefer getting drunk and not having to care about it.
But a permanent one? Damn, I think I prefer getting drunk and not having to care about it.
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Impending Boner would be a good name for a bandscream ale wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:47 pmImpending certain doom of a constant boner works for me.
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You bunch of fucks and your greasy boners. You'll never be able to get the stains out of your sweatpants.
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I'm pretty sure everyone here (women included) have sweatpants so crusty with self-abuse that the crust-over, crinkles and crumbles in the face of "The Nothing" like the Rock Biter in the Never Ending Story
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It would indeed. I'm filing that one away should the unfortunate happen and I start another band.mistah willies wrote: ↑Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:25 pmImpending Boner would be a good name for a bandscream ale wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:47 pmImpending certain doom of a constant boner works for me.
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You start a new band:scream ale wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:19 pmIt would indeed. I'm filing that one away should the unfortunate happen and I start another band.mistah willies wrote: ↑Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:25 pmImpending Boner would be a good name for a bandscream ale wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:47 pmImpending certain doom of a constant boner works for me.
Doom Boner.
Duuuuude.
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^^^ A doom metal band with songs about boners. I'd listen to that at least once.
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Death metal: Donor Boner of Imminence. Heavy, throbbing beats, and veiny guitar solos. I'd never go to their show, but there certainly must be an audience for such a thing.scream ale wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:38 pm^^^ A doom metal band with songs about boners. I'd listen to that at least once.
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It`s called sludge metal.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:36 pmDeath metal: Donor Boner of Imminence. Heavy, throbbing beats, and veiny guitar solos. I'd never go to their show, but there certainly must be an audience for such a thing.scream ale wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:38 pm^^^ A doom metal band with songs about boners. I'd listen to that at least once.
I`d go
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Doom Boner. With special guests MetalBallz.
Isn't there something in the Ragnarok about the end times and a giant, iron boner destroying the world?
Isn't there something in the Ragnarok about the end times and a giant, iron boner destroying the world?
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Iron Boner and Iron Maiden on tour now!
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Iron Maiden's Ragnarokin' Boner U.S. tour. Tickets on sale this coming Tuesday. I'm there.
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Ask Robert Plant of Led Zepplin fame about boners. He's performed with one on more than one occasion. That is really something I would like to ignore. They are all a bunch of groupie banging perverts, who got way more sex than me!
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Come on Lush, you know the game. If you ain't famous or handsome you gotta dazzle them with wit.
Also, I think Patchez was honorary fluffer on the Iron Boner "Veiny Hot Throbber" world tour.
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