These two hipsters are running this poor bartender ragid ordering taste test shots of beer. Like they have six baby beers each. And they hate them ALL!!! ORDER SOMETHING YOU ASSES. Oh and they keep going on and on about the notes and flavors. Ugh! I hope they at least tip well if these are free.
I usually avoid this weird uppity bar, but it's down the street from my kids school and I have to pick him up early.
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Reminds me of this customer we have who comes in and asks us to break up six packs so he can try just one beer.
Oh and he doesn't buy six packs because he's "restricting himself."
YOLO, man.
Oh and he doesn't buy six packs because he's "restricting himself."
YOLO, man.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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They went through what seemed like every beer on tap before deciding on a pint of some obscure hoity toity nonsense, all while complaining about their wives and in-laws.
To each their own, I guess.
To their credit, they knew their beers, I guess.
To each their own, I guess.
To their credit, they knew their beers, I guess.
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Yeah, but:Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:07 pmThey went through what seemed like every beer on tap before deciding on a pint of some obscure hoity toity nonsense, all while complaining about their wives and in-laws.
To each their own, I guess.
To their credit, they knew their beers, I guess.
Free beers!
...and you, daytime drinking before picking up the kid.
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The surley bartender says I have 15 minutes, it's a Thursday and 10:45 after all. There's a couple, the bartender, the cook, and the owner's drunken wife. I k ow she hates me, I just don't know why.
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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When you both were drunk years ago you didn`t bite on her approaching youRye and Coke wrote: ↑Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:56 pmThe surley bartender says I have 15 minutes, it's a Thursday and 10:45 after all. There's a couple, the bartender, the cook, and the owner's drunken wife. I k ow she hates me, I just don't know why.
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LOL, my hope was that this thread could be used for people when they were out and wanted to describe just what was going on. This night was actually pretty awesome because the Surely Bartender let us stay after closing, even thought the 'after closing' was a time she'd chosen that was long before the actual closing.
We still felt special, haha.
We still felt special, haha.
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Pinkies up! Free flights for all..Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:23 pmThese two hipsters are running this poor bartender ragid ordering taste test shots of beer. Like they have six baby beers each. And they hate them ALL!!! ORDER SOMETHING YOU ASSES. Oh and they keep going on and on about the notes and flavors. Ugh! I hope they at least tip well if these are free.
I usually avoid this weird uppity bar, but it's down the street from my kids school and I have to pick him up early.
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Problem is with these fags i see before me, i was trained in an actual boxing school
Problem is with these fags i see before me, i was trained in an actual boxing school
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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yeah, but Mistah Willies is right, they did get a gaggle of free drinks out of the deal so who am I to judge?Earls wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 2:33 pmPinkies up! Free flights for all..Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:23 pmThese two hipsters are running this poor bartender ragid ordering taste test shots of beer. Like they have six baby beers each. And they hate them ALL!!! ORDER SOMETHING YOU ASSES. Oh and they keep going on and on about the notes and flavors. Ugh! I hope they at least tip well if these are free.
I usually avoid this weird uppity bar, but it's down the street from my kids school and I have to pick him up early.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Heh.. truth. Couldn't have said it better myself, especially the bonus points.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 5:33 pmyeah, but Mistah Willies is right, they did get a gaggle of free drinks out of the deal so who am I to judge?Earls wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 2:33 pmPinkies up! Free flights for all..Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:23 pmThese two hipsters are running this poor bartender ragid ordering taste test shots of beer. Like they have six baby beers each. And they hate them ALL!!! ORDER SOMETHING YOU ASSES. Oh and they keep going on and on about the notes and flavors. Ugh! I hope they at least tip well if these are free.
I usually avoid this weird uppity bar, but it's down the street from my kids school and I have to pick him up early.
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I just spent a good amount of my time with a Kris Kristofferson look-a-like while talking about star wars ect. My bartender is a star wars nerd....
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Star Wars nerds are the best. They absolutely love their movies. I love listening to them talk about it. I don't watch the movies, but I know so much about it just by listening to them talk.