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Badfellow
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 9004 Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
Location: Inside the Ethyl Molecule
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by Badfellow » Tue Oct 29, 2019 5:28 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑ Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:46 am
Cajun low country boils with andouille sausage, crab, and crayfish (not pictured)
Love it. With lots of garlic butter.
Also dearly loved:
*Fresh hibachi dinner with steak and shrimp.
*The Fog Cutter cocktail.
*When a stranger smiles, says hello and has no ulterior motive other than the enjoyment of life.
*The song "Friday" by the Cure.
*The concept of Hygge.
*Pissing downwind into a hurricane.
*The jiveacious prophecy that comes out of Thirsty Drunk's liquored-up gob hole.
*Drinking so much hash liquor and medical grade tincture that my poo smells like I ran over a skunk.
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The Breakfast Machine by Danny Elfman. Perhaps his definitive work.
*Cornucopious bong hits.
ພາສາລາວ NONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATURE ພາສາລາວ
Patchez
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5832 Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA
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by Patchez » Wed Oct 30, 2019 8:44 pm
Life. Every joyous, drunken and sometimes shitty minute of it. If you don't stop to revel in the moment, good , bad, shitty, indifferent you are truly lost.
Get fucked up and savor the moment.
Stay straight and enjoy that too.
Rip a bong hit and ride the high.
Snort coke off a stripper's ass at 120 mph in an Astin Martin and...……….. I got nothing. Never done it. Love to try though.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Artful Drunktective
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3744 Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
Location: Yautja Prime
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by Artful Drunktective » Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:34 am
Molten lava cakes
Irish cream AND coffee liqueur in my hot chocolate
Foo Dogs
Roasted salted pumpkin seeds
Mt. Fuji art
Bloody Mary shrimp cocktails
bedtime
crescent wrapped hot dogs and sausage links
When you see someone that was a total asshole in high school today and realize that they peaked back then.
When you see an ex today and breathe a huge sigh of relief that you dodged that bullet.
Okole maluna!
ThirstyBirdy
Lord of Benders
Posts: 246 Joined: Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:36 am
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by ThirstyBirdy » Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:48 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑ Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:34 am
Molten lava cakes
Irish cream AND coffee liqueur in my hot chocolate
Foo Dogs
Roasted salted pumpkin seeds
Mt. Fuji art
Bloody Mary shrimp cocktails
bedtime
crescent wrapped hot dogs and sausage links
When you see someone that was a total asshole in high school today and realize that they peaked back then.
When you see an ex today and breathe a huge sigh of relief that you dodged that bullet.
Dido on the ex... Nope.
Unless she's hot of course..
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 11360 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:16 pm
Our super tiny new kitten. He`s all grey, even the nose. Looks incredible
If water was so healthy, why do you die when you drown in it?
Nausea
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1832 Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 am
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by Nausea » Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:51 pm
oettinger wrote: ↑ Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:16 pm
Our super tiny new kitten. He`s all grey, even the nose. Looks incredible
Cheers to the new cat! Me-fucking-yeow. Bella says hello.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.
scream ale
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3411 Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
Location: Home usually.
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by scream ale » Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:30 am
oettinger wrote: ↑ Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:16 pm
Our super tiny new kitten. He`s all grey, even the nose. Looks incredible
Small grey kittens grow up to be big grey bastards. I speak from experience.
Artful Drunktective
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3744 Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
Location: Yautja Prime
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by Artful Drunktective » Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:34 am
scream ale wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:30 am
oettinger wrote: ↑ Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:16 pm
Our super tiny new kitten. He`s all grey, even the nose. Looks incredible
Small grey kittens grow up to be big grey bastards. I speak from experience.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I believe it. This cat already has a look of contempt on his face always and he is only 12 weeks old.
Okole maluna!
ThirstyBirdy
Lord of Benders
Posts: 246 Joined: Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:36 am
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by ThirstyBirdy » Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:12 pm
Blah
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Super Drunkard
Posts: 107 Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:21 pm
Location: Longview, TX
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by Jimmy Lester {RIP} » Sun Nov 10, 2019 5:14 pm
What are you? Some kind of a fucking Cambodian steam shovel? Fucking fuck.
Fuck!
Nausea
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1832 Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 am
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by Nausea » Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:35 pm
A long, smokey finish on a whiskey.
Having Mondays off.
Drinking pints of Guinness to Irish music.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.
scream ale
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3411 Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
Location: Home usually.
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by scream ale » Wed Nov 13, 2019 4:48 pm
Being warm and dry inside when it's cold and shitty outside.
Utz kettle chips - especially the dark russets.
When the work week feels like it's going by just a little faster than usual.
Patchez
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5832 Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA
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by Patchez » Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:14 pm
scream ale wrote: ↑ Wed Nov 13, 2019 4:48 pm
Utz kettle chips - especially the dark russets.
If you like those wait till they make the Grandma Utz Horseradish Bacon ones again. Outfuckingstanding!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
ThirstyBirdy
Lord of Benders
Posts: 246 Joined: Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:36 am
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by ThirstyBirdy » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:06 am
Back when smoking was allowed in restaurants, man seems like just yesterday
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail