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This had me cracking up.
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Nausea wrote:
Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:49 pm
This had me cracking up.
BAHAHA! In my densely populated urban neighborhood, there are no Trick or Treaters. They would undoubtedly be robbed by the crackheads.

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Nausea's post here viewtopic.php?f=22&p=1183935#p1183935 with the Fuk Chow reminded me of a few restaurants back in the islands that always deserved a laugh. I mean, who doesn't love FOOK YU and PHUCKET!

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Was just told by a customer that I “obviously don’t drink enough.”

I agree. There should be more drinking.
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Nausea wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:07 pm
Was just told by a customer that I “obviously don’t drink enough.”

Thanks for pointing that out customer. Pour some more salt into the wound.

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Nausea wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:07 pm
Was just told by a customer that I “obviously don’t drink enough.”
He probably meant you "obviously don't drink enough wine coolers and light, alcoholic spritzers".
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:52 pm
He probably meant you "obviously don't drink enough wine coolers and light, alcoholic spritzers".
It was a wine purchase. Spot on.
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Ever think about how strange movement is? (Among other things)

Where does the cognition that governs our movements come from?

When you initiate, say, picking up a glass of whiskey, where does the initiation come from?
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Got his order wrong most likely, i hate that myself.....

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Nausea wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2019 12:51 pm
When you initiate, say, picking up a glass of whiskey, where does the initiation come from?
From your brain saying: hurry the fuck up and drink.
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Don't listen to me. I've been drinking, a ton, and I got the shits from the birthday buffet at the Fook Yuen Seafood Restaurant. So fook yuen, man!
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Wai Fuk Mi, man?
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Nausea wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:00 pm
Wai Fuk Mi, man?
Get ur shit togetther
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Nausea wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2019 12:51 pm
Ever think about how strange movement is? (Among other things)

Where does the cognition that governs our movements come from?

When you initiate, say, picking up a glass of whiskey, where does the initiation come from?
It comes from the pleasure center of the brain where by this time we have blazed massive nueral pathways to deliver the maximun amount of pleasure in the least amount of time. We are basically Pavlovian dogs salivating whent the clock strikes 5pm or when your eyes open in the morning.
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One of the latest contributions to the art on the walls. We have it hanging in the kitchen. Isn't it magnificent?! DRINK ME!

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