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WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Still have the silk tour jacket from that one too.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:02 amCome on Lush, you know the game. If you ain't famous or handsome you gotta dazzle them with wit.
Also, I think Patchez was honorary fluffer on the Iron Boner "Veiny Hot Throbber" world tour.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
That's it Impending Boner will be the band, "Satan Ate my Knob" will be the album title. I just need 3 other idiots and some talent.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... breadsticks or biscuits?
Bread sticks? Yuck. I went to Olive Garden once, dragged there by his Royal Grumpness. The salad and dressing was icky, the breadsticks entirely unnecessary. The food itself was blah and bland. The only good bits were a champagne and pineapple juice drink and that the waitress boxed up the rest of our bottle of rather good cheap wine to take home. But the Red Lobster biscuits, rather good, and easily replicated at home.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:07 amWYR...Olive Garden's bread sticks or Red Lobster's Cheddar Bay biscuits and why?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Here's a Roger "Plant" if that is close enoughThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:02 amCome on Lush, you know the game. If you ain't famous or handsome you gotta dazzle them with wit.
Also, I think Patchez was honorary fluffer on the Iron Boner "Veiny Hot Throbber" world tour.
Satan Ate My Knob
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Would you rather
Be me or be you.
Aside from DB and maybe my wife I wouldn`t really want to trade lifes. What bout you?
Be me or be you.
Aside from DB and maybe my wife I wouldn`t really want to trade lifes. What bout you?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
You peoples are crazy!ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:02 amCome on Lush, you know the game. If you ain't famous or handsome you gotta dazzle them with wit.
Also, I think Patchez was honorary fluffer on the Iron Boner "Veiny Hot Throbber" world tour.
Satan Ate My Knob
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
You in a desert,
gallon of water
or
bottle of your favorite hooch?
gallon of water
or
bottle of your favorite hooch?
Drink!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Bottle of Beam
Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
A gallon of water isn't going to last long in the desert.
Might as well go out with a bang: slam some Everclear to enter maximum fucked-upness -- and die overnight of dehydration.
Good game.
Might as well go out with a bang: slam some Everclear to enter maximum fucked-upness -- and die overnight of dehydration.
Good game.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Would I rather Grumpy die first, or I? Well, duh. I would rather we go out together, and since I am a coward, it would be nice if we both died in our sleep. But yeah. Unlikely, I know. Can you imagine waking up next to a newly born corpse? Fiery crash on the 5 while Grumpster is driving me to the oncologist is more likely. Even more likely is that my myriad health issues will croak me first. But what if Himself dies? I do not know what I would do. Except carry on, I guess. Maybe we could cork out on one of those interminable trips to Balboa for my scan checks. Big rig got our number? I can deal.
And also our kids. At least they would still have Daddy. I've been sick for a few years, so maybe they're gonna be okay when I croak. And the grandbabies. I would really like to live to see my Gracie and Charlie and Zeke and Kurt grow up. The stepbabes and their parents are three thousand miles away, so I prob won't blip on their radar.
And also our kids. At least they would still have Daddy. I've been sick for a few years, so maybe they're gonna be okay when I croak. And the grandbabies. I would really like to live to see my Gracie and Charlie and Zeke and Kurt grow up. The stepbabes and their parents are three thousand miles away, so I prob won't blip on their radar.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
A gallon of water to keep me alive until I can crawl out of the desert and drink all your vodka.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
I would rather get mellow with my favorite mellow music and favorite mellow drinks. So have a mellow time all you juicers out there!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Booze.
WYR... lose 12 years off of your life or be nine inches shorter?
WYR... lose 12 years off of your life or be nine inches shorter?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Lose nine inches - no doubt about it. I'm sick of the world looking at my overgrown nose hairs.