The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

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The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

Post by ThirstyBirdy » Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:37 pm

"Why are you on my ass dude!?" (Big fuck walking on my ass at the bar, who happened to be a bouncer)

he proceeded to pick me up by my neck. I wasn't having it that night. Little known fact, i can hit like a jack hammer when i want to. So i let him "carry me" out while i ponder how much I'm going to fuck up his face.

My first strike lands perfectly. Stunned, he backs up. His apologizing didnt appeal to me. Knocked him out cold with my hook.

Luckily the dude i was with had already been thrown out come to find out when i made it back to the hotel. Same bouncer fuked him over as well, he loved i took him out.
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:03 pm

Ah. So you're one of those "tough guys".
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

Post by oettinger » Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:10 pm

He won`t answer from ban-heaven sadly
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

Post by oettinger » Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:11 pm

But now you are able to confess in his name, which is kinda cool
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Jan 12, 2020 2:52 am

HATE!
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

Post by scream ale » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:16 am

His writing is something akin to a high functioning bot.
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

Post by oettinger » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:58 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 2:52 am
I`m gay
Oh really
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The Ballad of Irving

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:37 pm

He was short and fat and rode out of the West
with a Mogen David on his silver vest
He was mean and nasty right clear through
Which was kind of weird cus he was yellow too

They called him Irving
Big Irving
Big Short Irving
Big Short Fat Irving
The 142nd fastest gun in the west

He came from the old Bar mitzvah spread
Schlepping a salami and pumpernickel bread
He always followed his mother's wishes
Even on the range he used two sets of dishes

Irving
Big Fat Irving
Big Sissy Irving
The 142nd fastest gun in the west

A hundred and forty one could draw faster than he
but Irving was looking for one forty three
He walked into the saloon like a man insane
and ordered three fingers of two cents plain

Irving
Big Fat Irving
Big Sport Irving
the 142nd fastest gun in the west

The James boys was coming on the train at first sun
when the town said "Irving we need your gun"
When that train pulled in a the break of dawn
Irving's gun was there but Irving was gone

Irving
Big Fat Irving
Big help Irving
the 142nd fastest gun in the west

Well finally Irving got three slugs in the belly
It was right outside the frontier deli
He was sitting there twirling his gun around
and butterfingers Irving gunned himself down

Irving
Big Fat Irving
Big Dum dum Irving
Big Dum dum Dead Irving
the 142nd fastest gun in the west

REALLY
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:29 am

Hoppy The Hopster wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:05 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:03 pm
Ah. So you're one of those "tough guys".
Tough guy or tough kid? You guys sure know how to pick a fight with the "biggest fella in the room" Who's really trying to be a tough guy here?
oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:10 pm
He won`t answer from ban-heaven sadly
Oh look! He did answer from heaven!
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

Post by Nausea » Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:36 pm

You need a life man -- and that's coming from me. Aren't there forums that are more ripe for this low-grade trolling?
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

Post by Jimmy Lester {RIP} » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:22 pm

Hoppy The Hopster wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:05 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:03 pm
Ah. So you're one of those "tough guys".
Tough guy or tough kid? You guys sure know how to pick a fight with the "biggest fella in the room" Who's really trying to be a tough guy here?
Ahhh fuck. Hippity Hoppity Fuck Stick has the same IP address as that asshole TurdBird. What the Supreme Love God of China is wrong with the Mods on this here Milton Bradley Game of Drunks Board? Don't you check on this shit? Dude's an obvious covered wagon of shit stained underpants.

FUCK

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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:31 pm

Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:22 pm
Hoppy The Hopster wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:05 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:03 pm
Ah. So you're one of those "tough guys".
Tough guy or tough kid? You guys sure know how to pick a fight with the "biggest fella in the room" Who's really trying to be a tough guy here?
Ahhh fuck. Hippity Hoppity Fuck Stick has the same IP address as that asshole TurdBird. What the Supreme Love God of China is wrong with the Mods on this here Milton Bradley Game of Drunks Board? Don't you check on this shit? Dude's an obvious covered wagon of shit stained underpants.

FUCK
Yeah Thirsty B Part Deux likes that carrot dangling on a fishing line in his face. It's so predictable and yet, adorable at the same time. The Milton Bradley "mod"us operandi of the mods for boring trolls is "Sorry!" and send your ass back to home base although "Chutes and Ladders" would be way more fun.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:17 pm

Sorry all, I think it was the Ballad that drew him back.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

Post by oettinger » Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:30 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:17 pm
Sorry all, I think it was the Ballad that drew him back.
What ballad?!

You sit in the corner n keep drinkin T
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

Post by Patchez » Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:49 am

Nausea wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:36 pm
You need a life man -- and that's coming from me. Aren't there forums that are more ripe for this low-grade trolling?
Likley he tried his trolling in 4chan or reddit and got the shit verbally stomped out of him. Limped off for easier targets.
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