WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[Badfellow]

WYR... lose 12 years off of your life or be nine inches shorter?

Don't get me started, you sick Sid and Marty Krofft sniffin' fuck. Just last year, I donated nine inches to the American Foundation for Penis Poverty and the Poorly Endowed.

Tax deductible.

[Artful Drunktective]

I don't have any spare inches to give up or I'd be a dwarf , not to mention eye level to everyone's asses and schlongs so I guess that means I give up the last craptastic 12 years of my life. Especially when I still have 3 grandparents alive and kicking in their 90's.

[Savage]

Booze.

WYR... lose 12 years off of your life or be nine inches shorter?

So, I could be that tiny old lady running around singing "We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land"

[Artful Drunktective]

WYR be confined in a serial killer's cellar or incarcerated in prison as a "bitch"?

[ThirstyDrunk]

At least in prison you would get some love.

[Nausea]

Damn, that's a good one, AD.

I'll taking the butt-loving over the imminent tortures of a serial killer. Who knows, maybe I'd learn to like it.

I'm just saying it's a possibility.

[Badfellow]

I'll taking the butt-loving over the imminent tortures of a serial killer. Who knows, maybe I'd learn to like it.

So the Eisenhower Tunnel is open for traffic?

And I thought you were more of a goats-wearing-Catholic-schoolgirl-skirts kind of guy.

[Nausea]

I'll taking the butt-loving over the imminent tortures of a serial killer. Who knows, maybe I'd learn to like it.

So the Eisenhower Tunnel is open for traffic?

And I thought you were more of a goats-wearing-Catholic-schoolgirl-skirts kind of guy.

I wear many hats in the name of the night.

[Badfellow]

I'll taking the butt-loving over the imminent tortures of a serial killer. Who knows, maybe I'd learn to like it.

So the Eisenhower Tunnel is open for traffic?

And I thought you were more of a goats-wearing-Catholic-schoolgirl-skirts kind of guy.

I wear many hats in the name of the night.

1. Wizard cap
2. Big panama with a purple hat band
3. Foam Dome full of OE 800
4. Fresno Stinkfingers little league ballcap
5. Lush City Brand Helmet-Lining Foil
6. Dobb's 5th Avenue Jet Fedora, rakishly tilted against the constant rain of ignorance
7. invisible
8. Vintage trucker hat made from 100% vintage, recycled truckers underwear
9. Official NFL Kippah made from the end of a pigskin football
10. His own hat, even when he isn't wearing one

[Savage]

WYR be confined in a serial killer's cellar or incarcerated in prison as a "bitch"?

Well, I'm married. And he has referred to me as a bitch, once in a while.
He's sorry, afterwards. Oh yes. I see to that.

[oettinger]

100 -12 I`ll take that chance

Prison

[Lush City]

This thread has become like a bad neighborhood. You wouldn't want to browse it alone. D'Oh!

[ThirstyDrunk]

I'm with Lush anyone posting in this thread should be banned


WYR

[oettinger]

Pussies

Would you rather Handle the truth
or be hiding in miss ethyls Disney Castle

[Patchez]

I'll drink a handle of the truth.