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It was another Sunday in Paradise. despite the tough as hell baseball cut sirloin steak for brunch. That pissed me off because it was premium priced because it was grass fed from the Harris Ranch in Bakersfield. Most of the time the meat is tender and breaks up in your mouth when you chew it.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Another day, another wooden nickel. On the bright side there's only one Monday a week.

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Money falls from the skies like rain,
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scream ale wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:38 pm
Another day, another wooden nickel. On the bright side there's only one Monday a week.
As Interfaith Minister of the church, I call upon all Drunkards to will their well wishes with the next drink: "may scream ale find peace, happiness and martini Mondays, amen".

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^^^ I could go for a pint of rye actually.

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Most of the day was fighting a bad food choice from the night before. Chicken salad on a croissant just stuck in my stomach over night and formed and obstruction in my colon. What made it worse was waking up in the middle of the night with blazing heartburn then taking 2 Tums tablets. This stopped all the acid secretion in my stomach so I could go back to sleep but the food in my stomach was passed along undigested. It brought my digestion to a standstill and didn't move for hours. Needless to go into the details, drank some senna tea and waited it out. It wasn't until 3pm that is all blew and I was relieved. I'm sure you are all relived to hear that too because I thought I was going to explode! I'm ready to consume more food tomorrow.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:15 am
Most of the day was fighting a bad food choice from the night before. Chicken salad on a croissant just stuck in my stomach over night and formed and obstruction in my colon. What made it worse was waking up in the middle of the night with blazing heartburn then taking 2 Tums tablets. This stopped all the acid secretion in my stomach so I could go back to sleep but the food in my stomach was passed along undigested. It brought my digestion to a standstill and didn't move for hours. Needless to go into the details, drank some senna tea and waited it out. It wasn't until 3pm that is all blew and I was relieved. I'm sure you are all relived to hear that too because I thought I was going to explode! I'm ready to consume more food tomorrow.
Sounds like you had a very moving experience. I'm happy everything worked it's way out in the end.

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Lush City wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:15 am
Most of the day was fighting a bad food choice from the night before. Chicken salad on a croissant just stuck in my stomach over night and formed and obstruction in my colon. What made it worse was waking up in the middle of the night with blazing heartburn then taking 2 Tums tablets. This stopped all the acid secretion in my stomach so I could go back to sleep but the food in my stomach was passed along undigested. It brought my digestion to a standstill and didn't move for hours. Needless to go into the details, drank some senna tea and waited it out. It wasn't until 3pm that is all blew and I was relieved. I'm sure you are all relived to hear that too because I thought I was going to explode! I'm ready to consume more food tomorrow.
No christmas money for nurse 'Bett. Damn where was she in your most needing moment so far?
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On a more serious note, good to see you healthy Lush and thx for the quick reminder of why I wanted to die young
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Lush City wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:16 am
It was another Sunday in Paradise. despite the tough as hell baseball cut sirloin steak for brunch. That pissed me off because it was premium priced because it was grass fed from the Harris Ranch in Bakersfield. Most of the time the meat is tender and breaks up in your mouth when you chew it.
Harris Ranch is not what it used to be. So badly cut these days that I have to mutilate a piece of meat to prepare it.
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Savage wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:44 am
Lush City wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:16 am
It was another Sunday in Paradise. despite the tough as hell baseball cut sirloin steak for brunch. That pissed me off because it was premium priced because it was grass fed from the Harris Ranch in Bakersfield. Most of the time the meat is tender and breaks up in your mouth when you chew it.
Harris Ranch is not what it used to be. So badly cut these days that I have to mutilate a piece of meat to prepare it.
Yes, it's tough being a rancher or farmer in Californicadia when the commie Governor Gruesome cuts off your water supply.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Lush City wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 11:04 pm
Savage wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:44 am
Lush City wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:16 am
It was another Sunday in Paradise. despite the tough as hell baseball cut sirloin steak for brunch. That pissed me off because it was premium priced because it was grass fed from the Harris Ranch in Bakersfield. Most of the time the meat is tender and breaks up in your mouth when you chew it.
Harris Ranch is not what it used to be. So badly cut these days that I have to mutilate a piece of meat to prepare it.
Yes, it's tough being a rancher or farmer in Californicadia when the commie Governor Gruesome cuts off your water supply.
Don't even get me started on the roll call of California governors in my lifetime. deargawd.
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Ohmygaw I spilled my chaser water over my ketboard. And the compter shut off. I thought i Had killed amother computer.

But it booted back up. HALLALELUJIAH.

(too lazy to correct typos) cheres.
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^ I don't remember this. I would be very pissed at you if I awoke to another dead laptop.
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Been one mighty slooow fuckin' week. Cheers to a more fun filled weekend.

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