Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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- Lush City
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It was another Sunday in Paradise. despite the tough as hell baseball cut sirloin steak for brunch. That pissed me off because it was premium priced because it was grass fed from the Harris Ranch in Bakersfield. Most of the time the meat is tender and breaks up in your mouth when you chew it.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Another day, another wooden nickel. On the bright side there's only one Monday a week.
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Money falls from the skies like rain,
For those who ask-
And can't complain
But it ain't the most important thang.
Or, in other words:
For those who ask-
And can't complain
But it ain't the most important thang.
As Interfaith Minister of the church, I call upon all Drunkards to will their well wishes with the next drink: "may scream ale find peace, happiness and martini Mondays, amen".scream ale wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:38 pmAnother day, another wooden nickel. On the bright side there's only one Monday a week.
Or, in other words:
Lloyd the Bartender wrote:Your wooden nickels are no good here, Mr. Scream Ale. A pint of chilled, rye whiskey,
sir?
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^^^ I could go for a pint of rye actually.
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Most of the day was fighting a bad food choice from the night before. Chicken salad on a croissant just stuck in my stomach over night and formed and obstruction in my colon. What made it worse was waking up in the middle of the night with blazing heartburn then taking 2 Tums tablets. This stopped all the acid secretion in my stomach so I could go back to sleep but the food in my stomach was passed along undigested. It brought my digestion to a standstill and didn't move for hours. Needless to go into the details, drank some senna tea and waited it out. It wasn't until 3pm that is all blew and I was relieved. I'm sure you are all relived to hear that too because I thought I was going to explode! I'm ready to consume more food tomorrow.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Sounds like you had a very moving experience. I'm happy everything worked it's way out in the end.Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:15 amMost of the day was fighting a bad food choice from the night before. Chicken salad on a croissant just stuck in my stomach over night and formed and obstruction in my colon. What made it worse was waking up in the middle of the night with blazing heartburn then taking 2 Tums tablets. This stopped all the acid secretion in my stomach so I could go back to sleep but the food in my stomach was passed along undigested. It brought my digestion to a standstill and didn't move for hours. Needless to go into the details, drank some senna tea and waited it out. It wasn't until 3pm that is all blew and I was relieved. I'm sure you are all relived to hear that too because I thought I was going to explode! I'm ready to consume more food tomorrow.
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No christmas money for nurse 'Bett. Damn where was she in your most needing moment so far?Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:15 amMost of the day was fighting a bad food choice from the night before. Chicken salad on a croissant just stuck in my stomach over night and formed and obstruction in my colon. What made it worse was waking up in the middle of the night with blazing heartburn then taking 2 Tums tablets. This stopped all the acid secretion in my stomach so I could go back to sleep but the food in my stomach was passed along undigested. It brought my digestion to a standstill and didn't move for hours. Needless to go into the details, drank some senna tea and waited it out. It wasn't until 3pm that is all blew and I was relieved. I'm sure you are all relived to hear that too because I thought I was going to explode! I'm ready to consume more food tomorrow.
Drink!
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On a more serious note, good to see you healthy Lush and thx for the quick reminder of why I wanted to die young
Drink!
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Begins in six minutes. I'm going in drunk.
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Harris Ranch is not what it used to be. So badly cut these days that I have to mutilate a piece of meat to prepare it.Lush City wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:16 amIt was another Sunday in Paradise. despite the tough as hell baseball cut sirloin steak for brunch. That pissed me off because it was premium priced because it was grass fed from the Harris Ranch in Bakersfield. Most of the time the meat is tender and breaks up in your mouth when you chew it.
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Yes, it's tough being a rancher or farmer in Californicadia when the commie Governor Gruesome cuts off your water supply.Savage wrote: ↑Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:44 amHarris Ranch is not what it used to be. So badly cut these days that I have to mutilate a piece of meat to prepare it.Lush City wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:16 amIt was another Sunday in Paradise. despite the tough as hell baseball cut sirloin steak for brunch. That pissed me off because it was premium priced because it was grass fed from the Harris Ranch in Bakersfield. Most of the time the meat is tender and breaks up in your mouth when you chew it.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Don't even get me started on the roll call of California governors in my lifetime. deargawd.Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Dec 14, 2019 11:04 pmYes, it's tough being a rancher or farmer in Californicadia when the commie Governor Gruesome cuts off your water supply.Savage wrote: ↑Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:44 amHarris Ranch is not what it used to be. So badly cut these days that I have to mutilate a piece of meat to prepare it.Lush City wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:16 amIt was another Sunday in Paradise. despite the tough as hell baseball cut sirloin steak for brunch. That pissed me off because it was premium priced because it was grass fed from the Harris Ranch in Bakersfield. Most of the time the meat is tender and breaks up in your mouth when you chew it.
like tears in rain
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Ohmygaw I spilled my chaser water over my ketboard. And the compter shut off. I thought i Had killed amother computer.
But it booted back up. HALLALELUJIAH.
(too lazy to correct typos) cheres.
But it booted back up. HALLALELUJIAH.
(too lazy to correct typos) cheres.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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^ I don't remember this. I would be very pissed at you if I awoke to another dead laptop.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Been one mighty slooow fuckin' week. Cheers to a more fun filled weekend.