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Re: The Life of Patchez

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Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:53 pm
He properly taught his toddler granddaughter how to play with a lighter.
If Patchez were here, he'd set you straight and tell you that you start the toddlers with matches, then work 'em up to lighters.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:22 am
Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:53 pm
He properly taught his toddler granddaughter how to play with a lighter.
If Patchez were here, he'd set you straight and tell you that you start the toddlers with matches, then work 'em up to lighters.
Yes. If Patchez were here. God I miss that guy. Gone too soon. I'm pouring a little of my malt liquor on the ground in honor of him.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:22 am
Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:53 pm
He properly taught his toddler granddaughter how to play with a lighter.
If Patchez were here, he'd set you straight and tell you that you start the toddlers with matches, then work 'em up to lighters.
So true.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Oct 15, 2017 11:48 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:22 am
Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:53 pm
He properly taught his toddler granddaughter how to play with a lighter.
If Patchez were here, he'd set you straight and tell you that you start the toddlers with matches, then work 'em up to lighters.
Gone too soon.
You mean "not early enough", otherwise I concour
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He poses in front of Zima displays at the liquor store. And his alledged twin brother and I are renting a bus bench in his home town that says "Patchez: your #1 Zima representative!"
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The whisky looks fake
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How do we know that's not Bubblez with a beard extension? Hmmm.....
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Okole maluna!

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Santa Clause is really a Viking?


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That has got to be the jolliest looking viking I have ever seen.
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Seriously, he's almost always in a good mood. Except for when he's stuck in the left hand lane behind some asshole in a Buick with Ohio license plates.
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scream ale wrote:
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That has got to be the jolliest looking viking I have ever seen.
That's just the whiskey
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Bubblez wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 3:17 pm
scream ale wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:37 pm
That has got to be the jolliest looking viking I have ever seen.
That's just the whiskey
Liisten to this man. He's pre-med.
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The fucking lifeoh of Patchez is gonna be working at least 4 to 8 hours a week of OT for the next 3 to 6 months to cover the fucking he laid to his credit card to un max that bitch and pay it off.

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The fucking line. Fuck.

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The fuckening.

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The piddley pours the fucking nanny Massachusetts decides is right for YOU!
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