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- oldsmartskunk
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Re: Shit we hate:
Airport toilet. It's thin and it gave me bleeding ass!
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Re: Shit we hate:
I keep telling you, V---oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:28 pmAirport toilet. It's thin and it gave me bleeding ass!
That there bathroom is not in an airport, it's in a pub down the street from the airport.
Also, I agree:
Why do glory holes always have jagged edges?
One would think that they'd sand them down to a nice sheen.
Be mindful when placing hole to hole.
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Re: Shit we hate:
Are you sure it wasn't the toe tapping and aggressive anal sex with random Russian pilots?oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:28 pmAirport toilet. It's thin and it gave me bleeding ass!
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- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Shit we hate:
Annoying guests.
We had a friend - who is basically a dry - stay with us rather unexpectedly over Christmas. He's pretty cool and chill for the most part except he eats and drinks everything under the sun. He's the type that just rolls in and opens up your fridge and roots around and eats whatever he finds. Maybe that's cool with some people but I don't care for it and would never do such a thing. And it's kind of rude like dude, how do you know we weren't going to use that cheese for something? Or he'll drink the entire 6 pack of soda as if we weren't planning on drinking them. Then he had the balls to ask me what we were having for dinner. I felt like saying "Good question. What did you bring?". Since when is it one's responsibility to provide such things?! Especially when we really weren't prepared for a visitor because when we know a guest is coming, we are extremely generous in sharing the wealth of food and booze. But to just expect something with zero contribution - which this happens every time - is pretty annoying.
We had a friend - who is basically a dry - stay with us rather unexpectedly over Christmas. He's pretty cool and chill for the most part except he eats and drinks everything under the sun. He's the type that just rolls in and opens up your fridge and roots around and eats whatever he finds. Maybe that's cool with some people but I don't care for it and would never do such a thing. And it's kind of rude like dude, how do you know we weren't going to use that cheese for something? Or he'll drink the entire 6 pack of soda as if we weren't planning on drinking them. Then he had the balls to ask me what we were having for dinner. I felt like saying "Good question. What did you bring?". Since when is it one's responsibility to provide such things?! Especially when we really weren't prepared for a visitor because when we know a guest is coming, we are extremely generous in sharing the wealth of food and booze. But to just expect something with zero contribution - which this happens every time - is pretty annoying.
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Re: Shit we hate:
^ ^ ^
Did he help out with the dishes, in the least?
At least the dwarves did in LOTR
Did he help out with the dishes, in the least?
At least the dwarves did in LOTR
Re: Shit we hate:
No, it`s more like some of them are missingmistah willies wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2019 7:07 am^ ^ ^
Did he help out with the dishes, in the least?
At least the dwarves did in LOTR
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- oldsmartskunk
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Re: Shit we hate:
It was supposed to be airport toilet paper, but I got drunk and turned my post into glory hole horror story.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:25 pmI keep telling you, V---oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:28 pmAirport toilet. It's thin and it gave me bleeding ass!
That there bathroom is not in an airport, it's in a pub down the street from the airport.
Also, I agree:
Why do glory holes always have jagged edges?
One would think that they'd sand them down to a nice sheen.
Be mindful when placing hole to hole.
Cheers to your recovery my good man.
- scream ale
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Re: Shit we hate:
The Texas Glory Hole Massacre. In select theaters 10-31-20.
Re: Shit we hate:
In a public bathroom near you soonscream ale wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2019 11:25 amThe Texas Glory Hole Massacre. In select theaters 10-31-20.
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Re: Shit we hate:
It's an old fashioned peep show, but careful! You'll get your eye poked out.oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2019 11:39 amIn a public bathroom near you soonscream ale wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2019 11:25 amThe Texas Glory Hole Massacre. In select theaters 10-31-20.
Re: Shit we hate:
My imagination ran a little too far after reading that title. Thanks a lot.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2019 11:25 amThe Texas Glory Hole Massacre. In select theaters 10-31-20.
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Re: Shit we hate:
Tried to fill my tank at three (3!) fucking gas stations today.
The first one was going insanely slow.
The second one wouldn't pour at all.
The third one was super icy, but worked. Shit.
The first one was going insanely slow.
The second one wouldn't pour at all.
The third one was super icy, but worked. Shit.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Shit we hate:
People taking pictures of a beach or pool with their legs stretched out and crossed in the picture. How original!
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Re: Shit we hate:
Bandwagon fans in everything
Stupid teenagers wearing stupid Ramones shirts
Chicago Bulls fans from the 90s not knowing a single player besides Jordan
Arnold fans not knowing Commando
Stupid teenagers wearing stupid Ramones shirts
Chicago Bulls fans from the 90s not knowing a single player besides Jordan
Arnold fans not knowing Commando
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