Things Badfellow should choke on
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
Several of those owl pellets that they make you dissect in school.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
Hey, man. My animal poop spirit guide is the owl pellet. What of it?
Furthermore, why are you horrible people always gunning for me to choke on something? If you think about it, it kind of limits your range of insults. Maybe you would have all been better positioned had you named this thread "Reasons why Badfellow is worse than a tire fire festival on Hitler's birthday" or "Things Badfellow drinks and does that would make a baglady puke from revulsion".
But, no. Guess I'll keep choking on owl pellets n' shit.
Furthermore, why are you horrible people always gunning for me to choke on something? If you think about it, it kind of limits your range of insults. Maybe you would have all been better positioned had you named this thread "Reasons why Badfellow is worse than a tire fire festival on Hitler's birthday" or "Things Badfellow drinks and does that would make a baglady puke from revulsion".
But, no. Guess I'll keep choking on owl pellets n' shit.
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
His own package,
was this mentioned before? Just asking aloud in the round.
hmm ok, ok, I can see the door from here
was this mentioned before? Just asking aloud in the round.
hmm ok, ok, I can see the door from here
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When he makes ice for his cocktails, he breaks out his Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine.
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I will find one of those on Ebay for my bar just to use for cocktails.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 3:04 amWhen he makes ice for his cocktails, he breaks out his Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine.
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You MUST use the shovel always!Patchez wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:59 amI will find one of those on Ebay for my bar just to use for cocktails.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 3:04 amWhen he makes ice for his cocktails, he breaks out his Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine.
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
To choke on red cocktail or blue cocktail, that is the glaring question
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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 3:04 amWhen he makes ice for his cocktails, he breaks out his Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine.
Jesus Christ, I think I had one of these... I know I had the snoopy alarm clock that said, "Get out of bed, sleepy head." And a record for my 5-year-old record player....
I think I reeeeally had a thing for Peanuts growing up, and drunk me right now just realized it.
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
- His sweaty underwear. Doesn't he ever wash those things?
- A crappy chicken burrito at his local AM/PM after 2am
- Doing his own income taxes then choking to death when he drank Drano!
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
Did nobody mention a bottlecap? Simplistic in form and function.
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
Is this the Original Dirty Lou? If so welcome back and I'm sorry your drunk ass couldn't remember your password.Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:21 pmDid nobody mention a bottlecap? Simplistic in form and function.
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