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WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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- Artful Drunktective
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Be drunk forever or loose the ability to coherently type, walk, speak, hold your pee, recognize loved ones, have sex, get what`s going on on the board
...and edit your posts
...and edit your posts
Drink!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Replace your eyeballs with your testicles. Although that might make winking a bit awkward.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Would it make you Cock-eyed?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Popeye wrote:I only winksk with me left testicle.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
So what is the difference? You need a weekend in San Franshitco walking the tourist route downtown.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Dumbnutt, that was my retarded joke.
BTT have free disgusting hooch everyday or pay for good stuff once a week?
Drink!
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Don't even have to think about it.
I'm USING my eyes!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Good stuff once a week. I can get by just fine on beer the rest of the time.
I can say this so easily because I've never been faced with a horrible choice like that.
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
For lunch would you rather have...
BBQ chicken sandwich in a can
Or
Canned Unicorn meat
BBQ chicken sandwich in a can
Or
Canned Unicorn meat
Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
I`ll take the unique beef, cannedscream ale wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:51 pmFor lunch would you rather have...
BBQ chicken sandwich in a can
Or
Canned Unicorn meat
Drink!
- Artful Drunktective
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Unicorn Meat. Because there's magic in every bite! Pretty sure Nausea would agree because that's where he gets all his magnificent sparkle nutrients.
Okole maluna!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Would I rather
1.Drink myself to death, before disease takes me out ?
or
B. Continue with the current program.
1.Drink myself to death, before disease takes me out ?
or
B. Continue with the current program.
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