"Why are you on my ass dude!?" (Big fuck walking on my ass at the bar, who happened to be a bouncer)
he proceeded to pick me up by my neck. I wasn't having it that night. Little known fact, i can hit like a jack hammer when i want to. So i let him "carry me" out while i ponder how much I'm going to fuck up his face.
My first strike lands perfectly. Stunned, he backs up. His apologizing didnt appeal to me. Knocked him out cold with my hook.
Luckily the dude i was with had already been thrown out come to find out when i made it back to the hotel. Same bouncer fuked him over as well, he loved i took him out.
The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass
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The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass
Ah. So you're one of those "tough guys".
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass
But now you are able to confess in his name, which is kinda cool
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass
His writing is something akin to a high functioning bot.
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The Ballad of Irving
He was short and fat and rode out of the West
with a Mogen David on his silver vest
He was mean and nasty right clear through
Which was kind of weird cus he was yellow too
They called him Irving
Big Irving
Big Short Irving
Big Short Fat Irving
The 142nd fastest gun in the west
He came from the old Bar mitzvah spread
Schlepping a salami and pumpernickel bread
He always followed his mother's wishes
Even on the range he used two sets of dishes
Irving
Big Fat Irving
Big Sissy Irving
The 142nd fastest gun in the west
A hundred and forty one could draw faster than he
but Irving was looking for one forty three
He walked into the saloon like a man insane
and ordered three fingers of two cents plain
Irving
Big Fat Irving
Big Sport Irving
the 142nd fastest gun in the west
The James boys was coming on the train at first sun
when the town said "Irving we need your gun"
When that train pulled in a the break of dawn
Irving's gun was there but Irving was gone
Irving
Big Fat Irving
Big help Irving
the 142nd fastest gun in the west
Well finally Irving got three slugs in the belly
It was right outside the frontier deli
He was sitting there twirling his gun around
and butterfingers Irving gunned himself down
Irving
Big Fat Irving
Big Dum dum Irving
Big Dum dum Dead Irving
the 142nd fastest gun in the west
REALLY
with a Mogen David on his silver vest
He was mean and nasty right clear through
Which was kind of weird cus he was yellow too
They called him Irving
Big Irving
Big Short Irving
Big Short Fat Irving
The 142nd fastest gun in the west
He came from the old Bar mitzvah spread
Schlepping a salami and pumpernickel bread
He always followed his mother's wishes
Even on the range he used two sets of dishes
Irving
Big Fat Irving
Big Sissy Irving
The 142nd fastest gun in the west
A hundred and forty one could draw faster than he
but Irving was looking for one forty three
He walked into the saloon like a man insane
and ordered three fingers of two cents plain
Irving
Big Fat Irving
Big Sport Irving
the 142nd fastest gun in the west
The James boys was coming on the train at first sun
when the town said "Irving we need your gun"
When that train pulled in a the break of dawn
Irving's gun was there but Irving was gone
Irving
Big Fat Irving
Big help Irving
the 142nd fastest gun in the west
Well finally Irving got three slugs in the belly
It was right outside the frontier deli
He was sitting there twirling his gun around
and butterfingers Irving gunned himself down
Irving
Big Fat Irving
Big Dum dum Irving
Big Dum dum Dead Irving
the 142nd fastest gun in the west
REALLY
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass
Hoppy The Hopster wrote: ↑Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:05 pmTough guy or tough kid? You guys sure know how to pick a fight with the "biggest fella in the room" Who's really trying to be a tough guy here?
Oh look! He did answer from heaven!
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass
You need a life man -- and that's coming from me. Aren't there forums that are more ripe for this low-grade trolling?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass
Ahhh fuck. Hippity Hoppity Fuck Stick has the same IP address as that asshole TurdBird. What the Supreme Love God of China is wrong with the Mods on this here Milton Bradley Game of Drunks Board? Don't you check on this shit? Dude's an obvious covered wagon of shit stained underpants.Hoppy The Hopster wrote: ↑Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:05 pmTough guy or tough kid? You guys sure know how to pick a fight with the "biggest fella in the room" Who's really trying to be a tough guy here?
FUCK
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass
Yeah Thirsty B Part Deux likes that carrot dangling on a fishing line in his face. It's so predictable and yet, adorable at the same time. The Milton Bradley "mod"us operandi of the mods for boring trolls is "Sorry!" and send your ass back to home base although "Chutes and Ladders" would be way more fun.Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote: ↑Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:22 pmAhhh fuck. Hippity Hoppity Fuck Stick has the same IP address as that asshole TurdBird. What the Supreme Love God of China is wrong with the Mods on this here Milton Bradley Game of Drunks Board? Don't you check on this shit? Dude's an obvious covered wagon of shit stained underpants.Hoppy The Hopster wrote: ↑Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:05 pmTough guy or tough kid? You guys sure know how to pick a fight with the "biggest fella in the room" Who's really trying to be a tough guy here?
FUCK
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass
Sorry all, I think it was the Ballad that drew him back.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass
What ballad?!ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:17 pmSorry all, I think it was the Ballad that drew him back.
You sit in the corner n keep drinkin T
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass
Likley he tried his trolling in 4chan or reddit and got the shit verbally stomped out of him. Limped off for easier targets.
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