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oettinger wrote:
Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:12 am
Got more drunk, went to a party, met a milloin people from the past, have no idea how I made back home, woke up with clothes on n stuff
You were abducted by aliens, I'm talking E.T.'s! You need help.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Sammy wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:45 pm
I got to drive my self centered bitch sister to my Parents house so she could pretend to care. Then I drove her home. Now I'm drunk.
LMAO! What a sitcom that must have been.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Sammy wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:45 pm
I got to drive my self centered bitch sister to my Parents house so she could pretend to care. Then I drove her home. Now I'm drunk.
I think we have the same sister
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 11:03 am
Sammy wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:45 pm
I got to drive my self centered bitch sister to my Parents house so she could pretend to care. Then I drove her home. Now I'm drunk.
I think we have the same sister

Is your name actually Bill?

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My last 15 days in a nutshell:
Wake up, drink, cook dinner, pass out. Sometimes shopping for reloads sprinkled in.
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oettinger wrote:
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Hugh wrote:
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Is everybody going to flee this site for the Facebook group? Bah. I'll be the last one standing.
Never. I hate shitbook.
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Savage wrote:
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:33 pm
Hugh wrote:
Sat Dec 21, 2019 7:03 pm


Is everybody going to flee this site for the Facebook group? Bah. I'll be the last one standing.
Never. I hate shitbook.
Thumbs up! It steals your info, and your soul.
If it saves my booze it's a small price to pay.
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Pachtez`s soul is trapped in a beerbottle. Somewhere. He doesn`t know which one, that`s why he`s trying to drink all of em
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Frank Sinatra- Same Old Saturday Night (1955)
https://youtu.be/lW13DiefUas
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Trying to think about drunk ghosts all day. Albeit able to roam mine would stumble and crash over things all the time. Good hint for a haunted bar
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Our stupid tiny dog swallowed a whole 4 and a half inch chewing bone today. At first he was okay. After an hour he started coughing. After 90 minutes he threw up everything that was in his stomach, including my watch, credit-card, keys etc.
And I falsely blame AD for lost stuff
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:31 pm
Our stupid tiny dog swallowed a whole 4 and a half inch chewing bone today. At first he was okay. After an hour he started coughing. After 90 minutes he threw up everything that was in his stomach, including my watch, credit-card, keys etc.
And I falsely blame AD for lost stuff
Dogs have hunger issues, especially the little yappy type with the very high metabolism. I heard of one Labrador that got into the food supply while the owner was gone and ate itself to death. They found him belly up in the pantry!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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In a word...BORED!

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scream ale wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 1:31 pm
In a word...BORED!
I`d rather be bored than having to deal with dumb people. There`s only so much an upright landlord can stomach. It`s mindblowing how many mentally challenged folks roam planet earth
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:20 pm
It`s mindblowing how many mentally challenged folks roam planet earth
And you're roaming right amongst the herd, my friend.
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