I`ll go to the Hole.
Dressed as an aging T-800
The Hole
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
Re: The Hole
Drink!
Re: The Hole
Trash-80 is more like it.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- Rye and Coke
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 887
- Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:43 pm
- Location: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming?"
Re: The Hole
You know that trick where you can stick your finger into a beer with a heavy head and the oils from your finger will help dissipate the head bubbles?
Yeah, apparently the folks at Shit Talker don't appreciate someone trying to fix the whole bars Head problem with a single finger. So here I am.
No good deed, right?
So what's on tap?
Yeah, apparently the folks at Shit Talker don't appreciate someone trying to fix the whole bars Head problem with a single finger. So here I am.
No good deed, right?
So what's on tap?
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
Re: The Hole
At least you used a finger.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:41 pmYou know that trick where you can stick your finger into a beer with a heavy head and the oils from your finger will help dissipate the head bubbles?
Yeah, apparently the folks at Shit Talker don't appreciate someone trying to fix the whole bars Head problem with a single finger. So here I am.
No good deed, right?
So what's on tap?
On a side note if oettinger ever offers to clear your beer foam decline. He doesn't use a finger but a different appendage.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- Dear Booze
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
- Posts: 2516
- Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm
Re: The Hole
Yes, and that additional appendage is what provides our fine German friend the ability to count all the way up to twenty and a half.
DRINK!
- waahoohah
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6035
- Joined: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:08 pm
- Location: http://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/ ... a_flag.png
Re: The Hole
I've missed 27 pages of dialogue at this po0int .
Hi.
How's thingws?
Hi.
How's thingws?
"Beginner's luck is only possible if you try."
-Lee Harvey Oswald
-Lee Harvey Oswald
- Dear Booze
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
- Posts: 2516
- Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm
Re: The Hole
Here at The Hole, America's Favorite Bar in the Universe, all of our beers are "finger lickin' good."
But don't take my word for it. Just ask Shit Finger Shelly, day time bartender at The Hole, America's Favorite Bar in the Universe
"Yea, we ain't got no taps to speak of, but if you want ta bring in some beer, we'll let you stick your finger in there. You can stick your finger in mixed drinks too. Nobody gives a fuck and we ain't uptight like those corporate sellout faggots over at Shit Talkers. Hell, you can stick your hold hand in there. We really don't care."
So come on in and stick your fingers into anything you want, 'cause, Like Shitfinger Shelly says, "we ain't uptight like those corporate sellout faggots over at Shit Talkers."
We now accept Auto Zone, Pizza Hut, and J Crew gift cards.
DRINK!
- Dear Booze
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
- Posts: 2516
- Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm
The Hole
ACHTUNG! ALLES ALKOHOLTRINKERS!
Das Holehaus ist oppen fuer trinkin und zigaretten zmoggin und gefingerbangin und foggin en der toilette rummin.
Tatens korekt. Weevin oppen der neuest laukatin innerhalben Wupperdorf.
Ist nicht ikˈspensiv fur trinks und Scheißfinger Schalee to be werken alles nacht.
Komen un taken und trink at Da Holehaus!
Das Holehaus ist oppen fuer trinkin und zigaretten zmoggin und gefingerbangin und foggin en der toilette rummin.
Tatens korekt. Weevin oppen der neuest laukatin innerhalben Wupperdorf.
Ist nicht ikˈspensiv fur trinks und Scheißfinger Schalee to be werken alles nacht.
Komen un taken und trink at Da Holehaus!
DRINK!
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10728
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: The Hole
Nein! Der Holehaus ist nicht gut! Und Sceißefinger Schalee habst der hërpes!
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- scream ale
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6210
- Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
- Location: Home usually.
Re: The Hole
Buncha damn nazis
- Dear Booze
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
- Posts: 2516
- Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
Re: The Hole
Holy hell this is some of the funniest Scheiß I've read in a long time. Ich vind dees wery vitty.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:25 pmACHTUNG! ALLES ALKOHOLTRINKERS!
Das Holehaus ist oppen fuer trinkin und zigaretten zmoggin und gefingerbangin und foggin en der toilette rummin.
Tatens korekt. Weevin oppen der neuest laukatin innerhalben Wupperdorf.
Ist nicht ikˈspensiv fur trinks und Scheißfinger Schalee to be werken alles nacht.
Komen un taken und trink at Da Holehaus!
Okole maluna!
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
Re: The Hole
Welp, to be fair, that's the clientele that is being catered to. At the original sister location, the Nazi Party Bar & Grill off of 39th and Spruce Straße in Düsseldelphia, the only way to get the bartender's attention is to throw up the Sieg Heil salute with money in hand. I vant ein bier! Heil alles booze!
Okole maluna!