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Music videos where they're destroying everything in a store, backyard, or whatever.
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Add to hate list: Romantic comedies, blerch
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When people have the shirtless Jim Morrison poster.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:51 pm
When people have the shirtless Jim Morrison poster.
I want a scratch n' sniff post mortem Jim Morrison poster.

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Mailcarriers always leaving the front gate open! Especially when it was closed before they entered.
First it looks like we`re lazy.
Second we let the dog pee in the garden and an open gate means dog`s gone
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^ ^ ^
We had some childhood neighborhood friends that would always leave the bathroom door open while they did their business- even when they visited our house. It became a joke in our family. If we excused ourselves to the restroom, my Mom would be like "Be sure to shut the door! We aren't "the Browns"!"
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When I want to look up a quick recipe online and there is inevitably a lengthy 6 page story you have to scroll through first to even find the actual recipe.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 9:29 am
When I want to look up a quick recipe online and there is inevitably a lengthy 6 page story you have to scroll through first to even find the actual recipe.
How can you not be enthralled with the mini essay leading up to the recipe for bean dip?

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^ ^ ^ Yeah really. It's always some Midwestern housewife's nostalgic story on how Auntie Em or Gramma Sue would make it and how they were eventually taught how to make it while reminiscing on summers of drinking lemonade, playing on a tire swing, getting a Band-Aid on the knee, (insert something cliché), getting molested by Uncle Touchy, and eating random casseroles. That's tender to my heart and all buuuut...
I just wanna know what da fuggin ingredients and measurements are.

Unless these prized recipes were smuggled up their asses like Christopher Walken did with the pocket watch during the war... I just kinda don't care the origin of where it came from.
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^^ ahh who could forget good old Uncle Touchy. With tossed salads of baby carrots and baby spinach. Don't get me started on the finger foods.

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Sex scenes in movies. They are either cheesy, super fake (like exaggerated porno-gasms), mushy, gross, awkward, ridiculously over the top, or just plain stupid. Super not hot most of the time and quite frankly for sex I'd just watch a porn instead. In a normal movie, a simple fade out is good enough...we get the gist.

Willem Defoe and Madonna in Body of Evidence. 'Nuff said!
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Political talk on sports forums. The sheer stupidity makes my brain explode
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Every damn website informing me of its cookie policies.
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^ ^ ^ Yeah that and I'm also over being told to disable my g.d. ad blockers.
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Nausea wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:55 pm
Every damn website informing me of its cookie policies.
I'll be damned if I'm buying cookies for a website.

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