Sunday

[oettinger]

Hey there sunday bums,

today I accidently inhaled some bathroom-cleaner.
That was scary. I got this fancy new disinfectant-cleaner and didn`t suspect the cloud it would create when sprayed.
Yup got a nice blow of it down my throat.
Now I can`t tell if I`m just getting drunk or am showing symptoms of poisoning. I have some strange taste in my mouth for sure.

Edit, would read great on my tombstone: Here lies drunk Oettinger, died while cleaning the toilet

Cheers anyway

[Rye and Coke]

Hey there sunday bums,

today I accidently inhaled some bathroom-cleaner.
That was scary. I got this fancy new disinfectant-cleaner and didn`t suspect the cloud it would create when sprayed.
Yup got a nice blow of it down my throat.
Now I can`t tell if I`m just getting drunk or am showing symptoms of poisoning. I have some strange taste in my mouth for sure.

Edit, would read great on my tombstone: Here lies drunk Oettinger, died while cleaning the toilet

Cheers anyway

Jesus dude, have A.D. monitor you, you mustard gassed yourself.

I made a similar mistake once. I had some Habanero peppers that was boiling in some water. I was going to add green beans to them, but I made the mistake of putting the top on the pot. When I lifted it to add the beans, the pepper steam hit me square in the face and I fell down like a protester getting maced. It was brutal.

Point the nozzle away O', point it away!

[oettinger]

Jesus dude, have A.D. monitor you, you mustard gassed yourself.

I made a similar mistake once. I had some Habanero peppers that was boiling in some water. I was going to add green beans to them, but I made the mistake of putting the top on the pot. When I lifted it to add the beans, the pepper steam hit me square in the face and I fell down like a protester getting maced. It was brutal.

Point the nozzle away O', point it away!

Í always have some hot habnero`s pickled somewhere. Once I cut them and poked my nose afterward, I was nosebleeding all over the place

[scream ale]

Edit, would read great on my tombstone: Here lies drunk Oettinger, died while cleaning the toilet

There's gotta be something safer than zyklon to clean the toilet with.

[oettinger]

Edit, would read great on my tombstone: Here lies drunk Oettinger, died while cleaning the toilet

There's gotta be something safer than zyklon to clean the toilet with.

I better not answer on this lol

Something about cleaning the shower with it, not good

[oettinger]

Good evening sunday sports,

I usually don`t give much crap about the superbowl, but having a wife rooting for her hometown I`ll try to be awake for drinkoff here in germany

A modest chuck here

[Patchez]

Good evening sunday sports,

I usually don`t give much crap about the superbowl, but having a wife rooting for her hometown I`ll try to be awake for drinkoff here in germany

A modest chuck here

Sorry but they can't win. Andy couldn't give us a Super bowl win in Philly, he doesn't deserve one.

[oettinger]

Good evening sunday sports,

I usually don`t give much crap about the superbowl, but having a wife rooting for her hometown I`ll try to be awake for drinkoff here in germany

A modest chuck here

Sorry but they can't win. Andy couldn't give us a Super bowl win in Philly, he doesn't deserve one.

I`ll forward those encouraging thoughts

[Artful Drunktective]

Good evening sunday sports,

I usually don`t give much crap about the superbowl, but having a wife rooting for her hometown I`ll try to be awake for drinkoff here in germany

A modest chuck here

Sorry but they can't win. Andy couldn't give us a Super bowl win in Philly, he doesn't deserve one.

This is true buuuut maybe it was cuz Andy didn't have...



Can't believe they pulled it off!!!!! It's been 50 years...it was our time!!! Now Andy can have his cheeseburger and go the fck to bed.

[oettinger]

Good morning Sunday retards,

me and AD both suffer from high blood pressure,
Which is impossible, cause we drink heavy doses of medicine daily.
Probably the wrong mixers

Prosit

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday drunks,

tomorrow me and AD have to go to the imigration office to get her permit or whatever you`d call that thing.
We have to be there around two o`clock. We will probably reek of cheap booze. It`s their fault though, I got us an appointment on a thursday, but those assholes redscheduled it to a damn monday.

That`s reason to drink extra heavy tonight.

Cheers

[Rye and Coke]

I don't know why I'm so sullen today. Maybe I'm just in a mood. I on't know. I have a little bit of vodka left and a little bit of whiskey. Let's make it count good people.

I should cook today. That'll make me feel better.

[oettinger]

I don`t know but cooking when I`m pissed off doesn`t work for me. It turns out shitty most often

[Patchez]

Just under 8 hours behind me and a little over four hours left on this Bataan Death March of a shift. Then some sweet Mother Booze to soothe the sore back.

[oettinger]

Just under 8 hours behind me and a little over four hours left on this Bataan Death March of a shift. Then some sweet Mother Booze to soothe the sore back.

Your back always hurts, that facial fur you carry around is just too heavy