Would be a nice movie title: Lush City in American Weredrunk
YKYDW....
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...three days into the Mars-Mission you`re like: Houston, you got a problem.
You better send another rocket with an corkscrew this direction very fast or we`ll fail badly
You better send another rocket with an corkscrew this direction very fast or we`ll fail badly
Drink!
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There`s a restuarant chain named after you called Drunk`n Munchies.
Every order comes with a pickled special
Every order comes with a pickled special
Drink!
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You are waiting in line for that liver transplant, the second one...
edit: and once you got it you say, "barely used, good, something I can work with, lets start with beer again"
edit: and once you got it you say, "barely used, good, something I can work with, lets start with beer again"
Drink!
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Your WWF persona is The one man Bar
You feel sorry for the Termintor, that walking toaster can`t get drunk
Asking for an "oil-change" at your dealership has nothing to do with cars ever
Viruses affect you in a way, the drink supply gets slower
you are bored watching the latest horror movies, no drink was spilled, no shock effect...
You go on safaries because those elephant tranquilizers kick in faster in the desert sun
You feel sorry for the Termintor, that walking toaster can`t get drunk
Asking for an "oil-change" at your dealership has nothing to do with cars ever
Viruses affect you in a way, the drink supply gets slower
you are bored watching the latest horror movies, no drink was spilled, no shock effect...
You go on safaries because those elephant tranquilizers kick in faster in the desert sun
Drink!
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You know you are drunk when you are walking home from drinking at the bar and trip an fall on your face on the sidewalk. 'Nuff said!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Were you wearing flip flops cuz those usually don't work out so well when stumbling home drunk. Notice how there's always single ones along the side of the road? I always wonder how and why...
Okole maluna!
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...when you see your collection of slayed bottles and wonder where the hell all that time went.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Lewis Carroll! There, I knew as soon as I complained it would come back to me.
like tears in rain
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Am I late for this party?
You call out for a glass of water in the morning and realize you are home and may have said the wrong name.
You call out for a glass of water in the morning and realize you are home and may have said the wrong name.
I'm also known as ssapals.
aka: Dirty Lou
aka: Sweet Lou
aka: The Whole Enchilada
aka: Dirty Lou
aka: Sweet Lou
aka: The Whole Enchilada
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...you have to slap yourself in the face multiple times before pouring another drink.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.