Anyone Can Get Drunk

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The trick is to drink all night and NOT get fucked up, get up in the morning and go to work or school. I drink water during my drinking sessions. Seems it keeps you hydrated and not get to a point where you turn into an asshole. Sure I can drink as well as anyone here on this, board but getting drunk without the lingering problems is a Pro move. Now you have the secret to being a professional heavy consumer of alcohol.
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Qu'est-ce que "water"? Est-ce une marque de vodka? Ce sont des informations utiles!
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MissFit wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 4:05 pm
The trick is to drink all night and NOT get fucked up
Wait, what? Have I been doing it wrong all this time?
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But getting fucked up is fun. I do however mix in glasses of water, especially if I'm drinking beer and whiskey. It softens the hangovers blow ever so slightly. Just a little.
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scream ale wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 6:19 pm
But getting fucked up is fun. I do however mix in glasses of water, especially if I'm drinking beer and whiskey. It softens the hangovers blow ever so slightly. Just a little.
Oh man, water helps a TON! I will intermittently down a full glass of water while seshing on the higher ABV stuff.

It's essential, lest you wake up feeling like a head-throbbing raisin.
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^^^ being a head throbbin' raisin is no life for a man. I can usually avoid pain if I'm drinking just beer or just whiskey. When I mix then I need the water. I know, mixing isn't the smartest route but it might be the funnest.
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MissFit wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 4:05 pm
The trick is to drink all night and NOT get fucked up, get up in the morning and go to work or school. I drink water during my drinking sessions. Seems it keeps you hydrated and not get to a point where you turn into an asshole. Sure I can drink as well as anyone here on this, board but getting drunk without the lingering problems is a Pro move. Now you have the secret to being a professional heavy consumer of alcohol.
Yes indeed.

It brings more of lovely Miss Ethyl into the bloodstream. Mindful of the liver that I always punch.

Good call, here in this.

Keeps me drinking more.

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Ooh thanks! Reminded me to finish off my water back and refill it. My kidneys are shot anyway. ChemoRado ate up everything in the area anyway, but I'm trying to drink responsibly. I'll probably go out like Daddy, kidney failure. I refuse to go out like Mom.
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I just try to make sure that my BAC stays high enough at all times so that if any coronavirus dares get close to me it will die an instant and horrible death.

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I did not know this, anyone?
Drink all night and not get fucked up? What`s the point then... I`m confused, I need a TON of vodka
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Today... I started drinking around 2PM. It's now almost Midnight...

I've been maintaining a buzz the whole time. When it starts to fade, I pour another drink and sip slowly... If it gets too intense, I eat some food and grab some water/fruit juice/vagina...

Life is good.
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In other news... New Amsterdam Gin and American cheese singles go together remarkably well...

Or, the olives and vodka are acting as a stopper...

I'll take it either way.
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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:55 pm
Today... I started drinking around 2PM. It's now almost Midnight...

I've been maintaining a buzz the whole time. When it starts to fade, I pour another drink and sip slowly... If it gets too intense, I eat some food and grab some water/fruit juice/vagina...

Life is good.
Nice!

It's great when you can get into that slow groove of imbibing and wait the fuck....what?
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drinking water is a godsend. I actually drink more and can party harder if I throw some waters in the mix as it stops me from falling asleep. hah. the only problem is remembering to do it when your a few scoops in, if im at home I leave a glass in the bathroom and drink a glass of water every time I take a piss. it's like the perfect storm the extra water makes you piss more often and thus drink more water which makes you piss more often and this drink more water which makes you piss more often and thus drink more wattttt……
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benitobeast69 wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:23 pm
drinking water is a godsend. I actually drink more and can party harder if I throw some waters in the mix as it stops me from falling asleep. hah. the only problem is remembering to do it
Totally. when I finally remember to reach for it, it hit room-temperature
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