The Life of Patchez

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About Patchez...

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Patchez has been known to flip his beard up, fold it back down
and hold it in place with prayer beads
as a face mask
during public transit.

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Re: About Patchez...

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Patchez doesn't have a shower beer. He has a shower 6 pack, and downs them fast enough to get out before his finger tips get wrinkly.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: About Patchez...

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Patchez is well known for his bear hugs.
But you have to specify,

Bear or bare?
Or both?

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mistah willies wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:01 pm
Patchez is well known for his bear hugs.
But you have to specify,

Bear or bare?
Or both?
A little from column A and a little from column B.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Re: About Patchez...

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:35 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:01 pm
Patchez is well known for his bear hugs.
But you have to specify,

Bear or bare?
Or both?
A little from column A and a little from column B.

Shmokey Bear. Yessah chummy

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Re: The Life of Patchez

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Picks his teeth with a huntin' knife
and wore the same clothes all his life
Nodo kawaita

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Re: The Life of Patchez

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When he's in jail, he uses his one phone call to Skype with the MDM drunkards.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Re: The Life of Patchez

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat May 02, 2020 12:09 pm
When he's in jail, he uses his one phone call to Skype with the MDM drunkards.
This is fact.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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