WTF?

[Badfellow]

This quoted post leads me to ask the question, Serious question.....Doesn't everyone realize I'm a fucking idiot? There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but maybe you need to use smaller words. Just a suggestion

I agree.

I think everyone here agrees, your lack of enthusiasm and vocabulary, makes you the winner of the "Asshole of the Month" for the entire year, twice.

I also agree.

[Nausea]

...makes you the winner of the "Asshole of the Month" for the entire year...

Asshole of the month for a year? Do you know how months and years work?

[scream ale]

...makes you the winner of the "Asshole of the Month" for the entire year...

Asshole of the month for a year? Do you know how months and years work?

To be fair, assuming this is DivaBitch, he/she/it did just learn how to spell. Days, weeks, months, years....it's just gonna take him/her/it a little more time than the rest of it.

[Rye and Coke]

^ ^ ^ And when he finally walked in, I ran up to him yelling "BRIAN!" and threw my arms around him to make it especially awkward as if he was supposed to know me. At least I was still wearing underwear.

This quoted post leads me to ask the question, Serious question.....Are there many gay guys on this site? There's absolutely nothing wrong with that if there is, but maybe you need to play it down a little more. New members may be turned off by it. Just a suggestion

I don't know, gay dudes are the shit: another creature in my house who gets violently drunk and acts out in immature overly masculine ways... Sounds like a blast to me!

I might have to ask Jack and Coke if she's down to ride the double-dong, mechanical bull of healthy matrimony.

Edit: she is NOT

[Dear Booze]

This quoted post leads me to ask the question, Serious question.....Doesn't everyone realize I'm a fucking idiot? There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but maybe you need to use smaller words. Just a suggestion

I agree.

I think everyone here agrees, your lack of enthusiasm and vocabulary, makes you the winner of the "Asshole of the Month for the Entire Year, Twice".

Sweet! I gots myself an award. I hope I don't have to use it concurrently with the other Asshole of the Month for the Entire Year, Twice awards that I already have; I'd love to have enough of those things to be recognized as Asshole of the Month for the Entire Year, Twice, Fifty Times, therefore becoming Asshole of One Tenth of a Millennium.

I would like to think The Academy, Capatain Morgan, Diva Snatch, Stinkfinger Shelly, Mike Hawk, and a plus size model I met online, Miss Fit, who suffers from stupidity and Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

Please, everyone who can hear my voice, we must find a cure for stupidity and IBS. This is serious. Please support the S&IBS Foundation.

[Jimmy Lester {RIP}]

I agree.

I think everyone here agrees, your lack of enthusiasm and vocabulary, makes you the winner of the "Asshole of the Month for the Entire Year, Twice".

Sweet! I gots myself an award. I hope I don't have to use it concurrently with the other Asshole of the Month for the Entire Year, Twice awards that I already have; I'd love to have enough of those things to be recognized as Asshole of the Month for the Entire Year, Twice, Fifty Times, therefore becoming Asshole of One Tenth of a Millennium.

I would like to think The Academy, Capatain Morgan, Diva Snatch, Stinkfinger Shelly, Mike Hawk, and a plus size model I met online, Miss Fit, who suffers from stupidity and Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

Please, everyone who can hear my voice, we must find a cure for stupidity and IBS. This is serious. Please support the S&IBS Foundation.

I agree

FUCK!

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ And when he finally walked in, I ran up to him yelling "BRIAN!" and threw my arms around him to make it especially awkward as if he was supposed to know me. At least I was still wearing underwear.

This quoted post leads me to ask the question, Serious question.....Are there many gay guys on this site? There's absolutely nothing wrong with that if there is, but maybe you need to play it down a little more. New members may be turned off by it. Just a suggestion

Wow telling me I may have turned some people off...you must be one of those religious zealots you were trolling about.

I guess there's some religious zealots here keeping an eye on things. I'll try to curb my sexuality except for PM's.

My sincere apologies to the gay community for any offense taken regarding my going Commando!

And anyway don't worry about any new members...you already scared them off. Especially with that fake undrunk bullshit sob story you stole from the internet and cut and pasted in the "introduce yourself" thread.

[Dear Booze]

^ ^ ^ And when he finally walked in, I ran up to him yelling "BRIAN!" and threw my arms around him to make it especially awkward as if he was supposed to know me. At least I was still wearing underwear.

This quoted post leads me to ask the question, Serious question.....Are there many gay guys on this site? There's absolutely nothing wrong with that if there is, but maybe you need to play it down a little more. New members may be turned off by it. Just a suggestion

Wow telling me I may have turned some people off...you must be one of those religious zealots you were trolling about.

I guess there's some religious zealots here keeping an eye on things. I'll try to curb my sexuality except for PM's.

My sincere apologies to the gay community for any offense taken regarding jokes about my going Commando!

And anyway don't worry about any new members...you already scared them off. Especially with that fake undrunk bullshit sob story you stole from the internet and cut and pasted in the "introduce yourself" thread.

I agree

[Jimmy Lester {RIP}]

Hi, I was asked to introduce myself to ya'll. I found this site and joined because I thought it was a support group for getting undrunk but it looks like it isn't so fuck it..I'll continue drinking and working and try to get to school once in awhile. In my earlier days I had become a totally different person. I had adjusted all of my morals in order to stay in denial about the fact that I had a drinking problem. I lied, stole money from family and friends, and completely gave up on all of my aspirations. I drank away all of my emotions and basically became the shell of a human being. I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror anymore.
I was in an abusive relationship and finally had enough of the alcohol-fueled fights. My abuser had threatened to kill me or himself if I left him. When he did accomplish killing himself, I began to reflect on how I could have allowed the situation to become so toxic without leaving. I realized that my drinking had numbed my feelings and standards in regard to that relationship. So fuck it..........Drinks are on me today! I've got to get going.....I'm going to try to get to school today and work tonight. Working at the clubs gives me a chance to control a situation whether or not I'm undrunk there..I've got to make a living despite me drinking and other shit. MissFit

Why the fuck does the word s-o-b-e-r change to "undrunk" I don't want my posts to be fucked with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are a total piece of shit. Check this: https://livingsober.org.nz/undrunk-story-kailey/

I wonder how Kailey AND the folks at Living undrunk will react to the blatant theft of their material?

Here is the full transcript which was stolen by Miss Fuckface Tramp:

This week's undrunk Story comes from Kailey, a 22-year-old living in Florida, USA.
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Mrs D: How long have you been in recovery?
Kailey: I have been in recovery for 4 years, thanks to the support from my family, friends, and higher power.

Mrs D: What can you tell us about the last months/years of your drinking before you gave up?

Kailey: During the last months of my drinking, I had become a totally different person. I had adjusted all of my morals in order to stay in denial about the fact that I had a drinking problem. I lied, stole money from family and friends, and completely gave up on all of my aspirations. I drank away all of my emotions and basically became the shell of a human being. I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror anymore.

Mrs D: What was the final straw that led you to get undrunk?

Kailey: I was in an abusive relationship and finally had enough of the alcohol-fueled fights. My abuser had threatened to kill me or himself if I left him. When he did that, I began to reflect on how I could have allowed the situation to become so toxic without leaving. I realised that my drinking had numbed my feelings and standards in regard to that relationship.

Mrs D: How was it for you in the early days? What was most difficult?

Kailey: For me, the early days were emotionally easier than the later stages of my recovery. My early recovery consisted of treatment, where I just had to take direction. However, the most difficult part was dealing with the withdrawals from alcohol and swallowing my pride during therapy. Luckily, I participated in medication-assisted treatment to help lessen my withdrawal symptoms in the beginning.

Mrs D: What reaction did you get from family & friends when you started getting undrunk?

Kailey: Luckily, I have family members who have gotten undrunk themselves. That being said, I had a lot of much-needed support. In regards to my friends, most of them were active alcoholics and addicts so I had to create space between us.

Mrs D: Have you ever experienced a relapse?

Kailey: I have not. However, if I were to stop doing the things that help to maintain my undrunkenness, I would most likely relapse.

Mrs D: How long did it take for things to start to calm down for you emotionally & physically?

Kailey: I don't think there was a specific point where I calmed down emotionally. My emotions tend to ebb and flow from normalcy to insanity if I'm being honest. Physically, I began to feel normal again after about 6 months.

Mrs D: How hard was it getting used to socialising undrunk?

Kailey: Very difficult. I have social anxiety, so being undrunk only intensified that for a while without the help of "liquid courage". I am just now beginning to work on my social anxiety and feel some relief.

Mrs D: Was there anything surprising that you learned about yourself when you stopped drinking?

Kailey: There were many surprising things that I learned about myself. One worth mentioning, though, was discovering that I had an addiction to Xanax - which I was prescribed to for my social anxiety. I ended up finding a non-narcotic anti-anxiety medication that helps when coupled with stress-management techniques that I learned in therapy.

Mrs D: How did your life change?

Kailey: My life turned around completely. I went from being unable to have any meaningful relationships, to having a tight-knit group of friends that I now consider family. I am learning new things about myself every day, for example, what I need emotionally, who I truly am, and what my dreams and aspirations are.

Mrs D: What are the main benefits that emerged for you from getting undrunk?

Kailey: Two main benefits stand out the most to me. First, my ability to face hard times without a substance all while learning valuable lessons. Second, the lasting relationships I have built due to my undrunkenness.

Mrs D: Would you do anything differently given the chance to go through the process again?

Kailey: I don't think I would. I have made plenty of mistakes, but those mistakes have gotten me to the place I am at today. I wouldn't trade my current life and headspace for the world.

Mrs D: What advice or tips would you have for those who are just starting on this journey?

Kailey: Be patient, willing to learn, and try not to be too hard on yourself. Recovery is not linear. You will make mistakes, but they are a part of the learning process.

Mrs D: Anything else you'd like to share?

Kailey: Making the decision to get undrunk is the most difficult part. After that, if you remain focused and willing, you can achieve anything."

And here is your photo: https://m.baklol.com/baks/Misc/Hilariou ... ble-_21489

FUCK YOU! YOU FAKE FUCKING TROLL.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Yeah it was a much better troll when it was DivaBitch. At least then it was funny. Now it's just lame and angry and... rather boring and tiresome. *YAWN*

[Artful Drunktective]

I would like to think The Academy, Capatain Morgan, Diva Snatch, Stinkfinger Shelly, Mike Hawk, and a plus size model I met online, Miss Fit, who suffers from stupidity and Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

Please, everyone who can hear my voice, we must find a cure for stupidity and IBS. This is serious. Please support the S&IBS Foundation.

Yes this is serious. We especially need a cure for IBS. The last thing we need is anything else contributing to the toilet paper shortage we are currently experiencing thanks to the COVID-19 apocalypse.

[MissFit]

You are a total piece of shit. Check this: https://livingsober.org.nz/undrunk-story-kailey/

I wonder how Kailey AND the folks at Living undrunk will react to the blatant theft of their material?

Here is the full transcript which was stolen by Miss Fuckface Tramp:

This week's undrunk Story comes from Kailey, a 22-year-old living in Florida, USA.
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Well congratulations Columbo you found me. Yes that was me and since that was already my RL story I just copied and pasted a part to use for my introduction. BTW the link you provided is shit. I'm sure the picture you are using for your profile is a RL picture of you as well. You're a fucking moron if think I would actually use my RL pic. Finally I'm sure everyone on this site is being truthful about their drinking escapades. So now Sherlock, what to do? Should I continue or leave? Fuck you if you think I'm leaving. You can believe what you want but one thing...I believe you are a total asshole, not because you posted all this shit, but because with 89 posts to your name you may think you're hot shit but from where I sit this site needs all the help and active members it can get. So you can either go fuck yourself or leave because you think your work is done. Either way you're a fucking douche.

Last thing:
"D: How hard was it getting used to socialising undrunk?

Kailey: Very difficult. I have social anxiety, so being undrunk only intensified that for a while without the help of "liquid courage". I am just now beginning to work on my social anxiety and feel some relief."
My job is a way I can get through the anxiety. It makes me visible and in control of my self. I control the situation at all times when I'm on stage. Sure I went back to drinking but some day when I'm mentally strong enough I will quit, finish school and move on to a better life. You on the other hand will always remain the asshole you have proven yourself to be.

[Rye and Coke]

You are a total piece of shit. Check this: https://livingsober.org.nz/undrunk-story-kailey/

I wonder how Kailey AND the folks at Living undrunk will react to the blatant theft of their material?

Here is the full transcript which was stolen by Miss Fuckface Tramp:

This week's undrunk Story comes from Kailey, a 22-year-old living in Florida, USA.
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Well congratulations Columbo you found me. Yes that was me and since that was already my RL story I just copied and pasted a part to use for my introduction.

That woman is 22 this year, you, by your own admission, are 24. Just stop. Nobody believes you and nobody will EVER believe you. You don't get a
second chance to be honest. So just go all the way Full Troll. Christ, just get another account and make up your own backstory so we can't find you out. Perhaps a Peruvian little person with a penchant for scat porn?

[Jimmy Lester {RIP}]

Well congratulations Columbo you found me. Yes that was me and since that was already my RL story I just copied and pasted a part to use for my introduction.

Naw. Different personal information. You are lying.

BTW the link you provided is shit.

Yeah. This here board changes the "s" word to undrunk. It's some sort of built-in autocorrect. But you should be able to figure it out. Most idiots can.

I'm sure everyone on this site is being truthful about their drinking escapades.

Naw. You are wrong.

So now Sherlock, what to do? Should I continue or leave? Fuck you if you think I'm leaving. You can believe what you want but one thing...I believe you are a total asshole, not because you posted all this shit, but because with 89 posts to your name

Personally, I don't give two corn-filled shit nuggets what you do. But now everyone knows what a piece of shit, lying shithead you are.

The post count isn't like getting high score on Galaga. You used to say shit like that when you were DivaCunt too. That's pretty fucking funny.

Either way you're a fucking douche.

Well... duh

FUCK

[MissFit]

You've all totally fucked this thread up. So let me unfuck it for you.

I came here thinking it was a s-o-b-e-r site but because I started drinking again I thought I would hang around.

Not sure why you keep referring me to Diva____ that is not me but it sounds like you gave this person the same pile of shit you're giving me.

I already admitted who I was and why I posted part of my story until fucknuts outted me in public which in most forums is a no-no and usually calls for banning that person. So fuck yourself Jimmy Lester for being a total shit stain.

I do go to school and I do dance in clubs. I also pay my rent on time and pay for my own tuition unlike some of you who maybe be living in your Mother's basement.

The rest of you that have posted negative shit probably are pulling a train together when not posting since you have all jumped on shit stains posts. Fuck you if that's all you got, it's a weak attempt at your trying to be masculine in front of each other. I deal with assholes like you every night I work so not a big deal for me. I also control these assholes with something you all have long forgotten.

LAST ITEM: I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS IF YOU BAN ME, KEEP ME ON, OR MAKE ME A MOD OF MY OWN XXX FORUM, I'VE GOT A LIFE UNLIKE MANY OF THE ASSHOLES ON THIS SITE WHO BULLSHIT ABOUT THEIR DRINKING AND BRAG OF THEIR EXPERIENCES. FUCK, IF YOU ALL DRANK AS MUCH AS YOU SAY YOU WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT SO WHO'S BULLSHITTING WHO?

That's it hopefully this explains things if not just ban me and do us all a favor, as I don't handle stupid very well.