Drinking Quotes

[mistah willies]

"Nothing ruins Friday night
like waking up in Tuesday's light"

---Glinty McFlintlock ca. 1883

[oettinger]

Every hangover starts with waking up

[Dear Booze]

To the bartender:
"Do you guys give free birthday shots? I'm asking because it's my birthday."
~My buddy, Alan, on his birthday.

Follow up: He received a free drink from the pub. and then everyone in the place started buying him drinks.

Follow up to the follow up: Alan passed out on the floor and we used Alan's phone to take pictures of every customer posing with him one-at-a-time.

[mistah willies]

To the bartender:
"Do you guys give free birthday shots? I'm asking because it's my birthday."
~My buddy, Alan, on his birthday.

Follow up: He received a free drink from the pub. and then everyone in the place started buying him drinks.

Follow up to the follow up: Alan passed out on the floor and we used Alan's phone to take pictures of every customer posing with him one-at-a-time.

Alan is a lucky man, once a year at least

[Dear Booze]

"You drank Absinthe, Guinness, and Rum? Now that's a balanced diet!"

~Lush City

[Artful Drunktective]

Pulled this gold off of Dear Booze's website (I think).

"Booze in springtime cures hay fever, the chills, ugliness, crying babies, jock itch, a sore tooth, old man winter syndrome, the vapors, insomnia, gangrene, vampirism, the hebe gebies, hocus pocus and the hokey pokey.
Use as directed.
Drink, now. <end of directions>"

[Nausea]

You do the hokey pokey and you drink 'till you fall down.

[Nausea]

"Every day is a fresh lemon." -- Oettinger.

[oldsmartskunk]

"Pimping got too big" - oettinger