Shit we hate:

[scream ale]

The panic shopping tards. How much milk, eggs, bread, butter and ass paper do these douche bags need? They gotta run out of room eventually.

[mistah willies]

The panic shopping tards. How much milk, eggs, bread, butter and ass paper do these douche bags need? They gotta run out of room eventually.

Hope they don't have a leaky roof/cellar where they store all the TP...

I think it might be that they're constantly watching the news-mongers and shitting their pants all day long.

Soon, we'll have to resort to the cardboard boxes that are used to ship things into the panic aisles of the stores.

Panic-demic. That's what I call it.


Friggin grab a brewskie and DRINK! is the way to go.

Disinfect from the inside.

Don't Panic, and always carry a towel. 42

Gawdamah

[scream ale]

Friggin grab a brewskie and DRINK! is the way to go.

Indeed. The count down to beer:30 is nearly over. Cheers to that sir.

[mistah willies]

Friggin grab a brewskie and DRINK! is the way to go.

Indeed. The count down to beer:30 is nearly over. Cheers to that sir.

*Clink*

[oettinger]

Booze isle is full in our store. You`d think people will get drunk but nah, all a bunch of lame-asses

[Nausea]

Old, white males who think they're charismatic.

[Patchez]

Old, white males who think they're charismatic.

I'm charming as fuck.

[oettinger]

Spring brakers

[Artful Drunktective]

Old, white males who think they're charismatic.

I'm charming as fuck.

Yeah but you ain't old.

[oettinger]

Old, white males who think they're charismatic.

I'm charming as fuck.

Yeah but you ain't old as fuck.

Fixed it

[Nausea]

Patchez actually has charisma -- he doesn't simply think he has it, which are the types my post goes after.

Anyways, other stuff to hate: customers that smell like putrid taint from head to toe.

[scream ale]

Anyways, other stuff to hate: customers that smell like putrid taint from head to toe.

In their defense soap is gettin' a little scarce in some places. Every time you encounter one of these poor smelly bastards be sure and thank the next greedy doomsdayer you come across.

[oettinger]

Anyways, other stuff to hate: customers that smell like putrid taint from head to toe.

In their defense soap is gettin' a little scarce in some places. Every time you encounter one of these poor smelly bastards be sure and thank the next greedy doomsdayer you come across.

Isn`t tabbak a perfum? It`s my scent for sure, fuck soap

[Dear Booze]

Anyways, other stuff to hate: customers that smell like putrid taint from head to toe.

In their defense soap is gettin' a little scarce in some places. Every time you encounter one of these poor smelly bastards be sure and thank the next greedy doomsdayer you come across.

Isn`t tabbak a perfum? It`s my scent for sure, fuck soap

Oett doesn't smell like putrid taint from head to toe, only above the knees and below the ribs.

[scream ale]

Anyways, other stuff to hate: customers that smell like putrid taint from head to toe.

In their defense soap is gettin' a little scarce in some places. Every time you encounter one of these poor smelly bastards be sure and thank the next greedy doomsdayer you come across.

Isn`t tabbak a perfum? It`s my scent for sure, fuck soap

The fuck's a tabbak?