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Drinking Quotes
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Re: Drinking Quotes
To the bartender:
"Do you guys give free birthday shots? I'm asking because it's my birthday."
~My buddy, Alan, on his birthday.
Follow up: He received a free drink from the pub. and then everyone in the place started buying him drinks.
Follow up to the follow up: Alan passed out on the floor and we used Alan's phone to take pictures of every customer posing with him one-at-a-time.
"Do you guys give free birthday shots? I'm asking because it's my birthday."
~My buddy, Alan, on his birthday.
Follow up: He received a free drink from the pub. and then everyone in the place started buying him drinks.
Follow up to the follow up: Alan passed out on the floor and we used Alan's phone to take pictures of every customer posing with him one-at-a-time.
DRINK!
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Re: Drinking Quotes
Alan is a lucky man, once a year at leastDear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:37 amTo the bartender:
"Do you guys give free birthday shots? I'm asking because it's my birthday."
~My buddy, Alan, on his birthday.
Follow up: He received a free drink from the pub. and then everyone in the place started buying him drinks.
Follow up to the follow up: Alan passed out on the floor and we used Alan's phone to take pictures of every customer posing with him one-at-a-time.
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Re: Drinking Quotes
"You drank Absinthe, Guinness, and Rum? Now that's a balanced diet!"
~Lush City
~Lush City
DRINK!
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Oett (during the coronavirus hoarding craziness) drunk slurring: We need to go to the store on Monday morning. Things will be crazy after this weekend. We should be there first thing when they open.
Me: Why? We have everything we need. Plus if that's the case, it will be madness and everyone will have the same idea and be there first.
Oett: Then we need to be there second.
Me: *LOL* Okay well what is so important that we need so badly?
Oett: We need to get more steaks...
Me: Why? We have everything we need. Plus if that's the case, it will be madness and everyone will have the same idea and be there first.
Oett: Then we need to be there second.
Me: *LOL* Okay well what is so important that we need so badly?
Oett: We need to get more steaks...
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Re: Drinking Quotes
Pulled this gold off of Dear Booze's website (I think).
"Booze in springtime cures hay fever, the chills, ugliness, crying babies, jock itch, a sore tooth, old man winter syndrome, the vapors, insomnia, gangrene, vampirism, the hebe gebies, hocus pocus and the hokey pokey.
Use as directed.
Drink, now. <end of directions>"
"Booze in springtime cures hay fever, the chills, ugliness, crying babies, jock itch, a sore tooth, old man winter syndrome, the vapors, insomnia, gangrene, vampirism, the hebe gebies, hocus pocus and the hokey pokey.
Use as directed.
Drink, now. <end of directions>"
Okole maluna!
Re: Drinking Quotes
You do the hokey pokey and you drink 'till you fall down.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Drinking Quotes
There's no such thing as one beer
Bill Scott (RIP)
Bill Scott (RIP)
Re: Drinking Quotes
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the last beer in the fridge.
-- Buddha
-- Buddha
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Re: Drinking Quotes
Who cares? They have free beer.
Me at a sirloin and brew circa 1980
Me at a sirloin and brew circa 1980
Re: Drinking Quotes
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”
Ezekiel 23:20 on Artful Drunktective and Oettinger.
Ezekiel 23:20 on Artful Drunktective and Oettinger.
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