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Patchez wrote:
Tue Mar 03, 2020 7:37 pm
Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:21 pm
Did nobody mention a bottlecap? Simplistic in form and function.
Is this the Original Dirty Lou? If so welcome back and I'm sorry your drunk ass couldn't remember your password.
Yup yup. I contacted FKR to see if he would unlock it, but out of privacy issues, he could not. It's cool though. Yes, FB may be a cool social planning network, but nothing have I seen online could eclipse this board, so I came back for the camaraderie. I hope I could be a part of the community again.

Badfellow could consider choking on an olive pit. I gotcha though. I know the Heimlich maneuver. And no, I'm not just talking about the sex maneuver that involves two and half Hungarian sausages and a considerable amount of grape jelly.
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Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 1:52 am
Patchez wrote:
Tue Mar 03, 2020 7:37 pm
Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:21 pm
Did nobody mention a bottlecap? Simplistic in form and function.
Is this the Original Dirty Lou? If so welcome back and I'm sorry your drunk ass couldn't remember your password.
Yup yup. I contacted FKR to see if he would unlock it, but out of privacy issues, he could not. It's cool though. Yes, FB may be a cool social planning network, but nothing have I seen online could eclipse this board, so I came back for the camaraderie. I hope I could be a part of the community again.

Badfellow could consider choking on an olive pit. I gotcha though. I know the Heimlich maneuver. And no, I'm not just talking about the sex maneuver that involves two and half Hungarian sausages and a considerable amount of grape jelly.
Yes, it took FKR, (forever slurred be his name), to unlock my account. The password reset function does not work. So God forbid you lose your password, you will be hard pressed to get back in. You will be a persona non grata in an instant!
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^^^ When did that trouble start? I lost my password roughly a month ago and had to reset it. I don't recall having any trouble. The only time I had to contact FKR was when I, and I think most people, randomly got banned a little while back.
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scream ale wrote:
Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:54 am
^^^ When did that trouble start? I lost my password roughly a month ago and had to reset it. I don't recall having any trouble. The only time I had to contact FKR was when I, and I think most people, randomly got banned a little while back.
It`s drunk old fucks forgetting their own name.
I never had any problems. But I use the same password on everything: pass-out24/7/365
Try type in that when drunk
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His dump cake.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Mar 08, 2020 1:31 pm
His dump.
Here's a nice article on how to survive death by vomit:

https://www.houstonpress.com/music/a-su ... it-6773209
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I had killed my garbage email account due too much spam. My mistake. I should have just cleaned it up, all nice and tidy. But, noooooo. Idiot blanks out the coolest email address ever.

However, consider this. Nobody would ever consider that name. It was utterly ridiculous.

That being said, Sarge, don't pirate my chit.
I'm also known as ssapals.

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This thread certainly took a off ramp. I came here to see if Badfellow learned to control his gag reflex but read whining about other shit instead.
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MissFit wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:28 pm
This thread certainly took a off ramp. I'm and idiot.
I agree
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Divafits pole
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scream ale wrote:
Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:54 am
^^^ When did that trouble start? I lost my password roughly a month ago and had to reset it. I don't recall having any trouble. The only time I had to contact FKR was when I, and I think most people, randomly got banned a little while back.
This happened last year. The problem was one of the servers failed in the authentication process. I was sent the reset password, copied then pasted it in the login and it was rejected on more than one attempt. I should have waited overnight to use the reset password.
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How about choking on half of a broken off top piece of an Oreo cookie? You see Badfellow, you should have waited for the liquor to begin the erosion process before pressing it against the roof of your mouth. It would save you from a dry cookie wafer lodging right at the top of your throat. You dare not swallow it. Your esophagus is not built for that. It is built to deliver a cascade of booze. Neither do you want to spit the cookie out, because you would lose both precious booze AND the cookie.

In which case I would suggest you hang in there and remain calm while scanning the room for an empty glass. You know they are strewn about. Spew the whole mess into that glass and chug that concoction that you have created. Preserving both the Oreo cookie and the booze.
I'm also known as ssapals.

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^^^ Ok Steven King, enough horror.

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Badfellow should choke on two oiled up fuck boys holding hands, sliding down his throat sideways, because going down face first would seem "too gay."

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Hennessy Williams wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:18 pm
Badfellow should choke on two oiled up fuck boys holding hands...
This is a good one. Are the fuck boys Thai lady boys?
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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