Shit we hate:
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Re: Shit we hate:
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:22 am^^^ Yeah really? And why does everyone think oett stinks?!
I dunno. Wild guess?
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Hescream ale wrote: ↑Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:57 amArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:22 am^^^ Yeah really? And why does everyone think oett stinks?!I dunno. I stink like the Wild?
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Re: Shit we hate:
Why Oett hates soapoettinger wrote: ↑Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:08 pmHescream ale wrote: ↑Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:57 amArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:22 am^^^ Yeah really? And why does everyone think oett stinks?!I dunno. I stink like the Wild?
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Re: Shit we hate:
Oett smells like roses. Guns n' Roses, that is. He leaves a bit of a Slash smell in the room.scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Mar 28, 2020 4:26 pmWhy Oett hates soap
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Re: LITERAL SHIT we hate
True and disgusting story. I normally wouldn't put it here but since this has turned into an oettinger stink thread, it seemed appropriate.
Last night I woke up in the middle of the night next to a passed out oett and a passed out Pomeranian. An odor reminiscent of a walrus carcass was emitting from that side of the bed. My first thought was "Huh. I guess everyone was right about oett stinking" and then fell back asleep.
Woke up this morning to let the dog out and saw the hugest turd ever embedded in his ass fur (the dog's, not oett's) which I had to manually remove with scissors and soap off the shit smears on his ass fur in the shower. I don't know what was more mortifying...that or the thought that that retarded dog's disgusting ass was laying in my bed all night.
So to tie this story in with this thread...this is literally SHIT I hate!
Last night I woke up in the middle of the night next to a passed out oett and a passed out Pomeranian. An odor reminiscent of a walrus carcass was emitting from that side of the bed. My first thought was "Huh. I guess everyone was right about oett stinking" and then fell back asleep.
Woke up this morning to let the dog out and saw the hugest turd ever embedded in his ass fur (the dog's, not oett's) which I had to manually remove with scissors and soap off the shit smears on his ass fur in the shower. I don't know what was more mortifying...that or the thought that that retarded dog's disgusting ass was laying in my bed all night.
So to tie this story in with this thread...this is literally SHIT I hate!
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Re: Shit we hate:
I was with the dog in the middle of the woods recently when I suddenly had to shit. Thanks to corona BS there were too many hikers for me to even contemplate a safe tree. I made the drog sprint back home with me, good workout for both of us
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Re: Shit we hate:
dont lie. you shat, then rubbed the dog in it and blamed it all on the cheap dog food you´ve been feeding him.
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Re: Shit we hate:
I think the real story here is he was out of asswipe and just reached for the nearest pet. Had nothing to do with the woods being full of douchebags. Any port in a storm as they say.
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Re: Shit we hate:
Oettinger - "Hey, dog. Do you ever have problems with shit getting stuck in your fur?"
Pomeranian - "You know I do. Why are you looking at me like that?"
Pomeranian - "You know I do. Why are you looking at me like that?"
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Re: Shit we hate:
Pomeranian. It even sounds kind of like a brand of premium toilet paper. Triple ply for triple the swiping power.
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