I had been pulling it for years until I saw a red headed douche pulling the same move. Only then did I realize I must have looked like that tard all along. And all along I thought the females cleared the dance floor impressed by my skills, until this dipshit showed me in fact they had an aversion to it.
I never pulled it again.
The end.
The Drunken Jig
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The Drunken Jig
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Re: The Drunken Jig
When you seriously drink there are no wrong dance moves or women that are too fat... By back tells me otherwise.
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Re: The Drunken Jig
Also...."No one's ugly at two a.m.!"oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:20 amWhen you seriously drink there are no wrong dance moves or women that are too fat... By back tells me otherwise.
Where the fuck am I and how did I get here?
Re: The Drunken Jig
I am.Pat Magroin wrote: ↑Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:38 pmAlso...."No one's ugly at two a.m.!"oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:20 amWhen you seriously drink there are no wrong dance moves or women that are too fat... By back tells me otherwise.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: The Drunken Jig
At a company Christmas party
Back in the roaring 90's
They have pictures of me
Dancing two fisted with
Double Rum and Coke
It has to be Coke
Pepsi not work
I was cut off later
By the manager or whatever
I walked out after pouring
My Pint in a garbage can
And kept the glass.
Still have that pint glass.
Back in the roaring 90's
They have pictures of me
Dancing two fisted with
Double Rum and Coke
It has to be Coke
Pepsi not work
I was cut off later
By the manager or whatever
I walked out after pouring
My Pint in a garbage can
And kept the glass.
Still have that pint glass.
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Re: The Drunken Jig
^ ^ ^ Hmmm. Call it uncanny. But bein' the board drunktective and all...can't help but notice some dredging up of old dead threads created by a renown board troll. Just an observation.
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Re: The Drunken Jig
Ha! The legend never dies!
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Re: The Drunken Jig
The uncanny X board member
Gonna get me thrown off
Here too
Oh well life goes on
And I am still drunk
Gonna get me thrown off
Here too
Oh well life goes on
And I am still drunk