Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

[Donald J. Drunk]

Apparently even your pets can get Crona too. Even more reason for the chinese to be extra firm when petting them. With rocks.

[Badfellow]

Folks, I am utterly famished for attention here. Hell, at this point I'd even settle for someone shoving a spiny sea urchin up my ass.

Fixer upper.

[Donald J. Drunk]

Folks, I am utterly famished for attention here. Hell, at this point I'd even settle for someone shoving a spiny sea urchin up my ass.

Fixer upper.

his name is mike, if you please

[Lush City]

Fuck - I just reread the poem that got accepted. It's shit. LOL. How do I keep doing this? I go over them a million times to make sure they are good, and then when they get accepted I want to shoot myself in the head out of shame and embarrassment.

Yes, without a doubt you poets are basket cases. It's because you are laying bare your private parts and putting your lifeblood into text.

[scream ale]

Went to work which is turning into a ghost town and that's scary cause it's a small company to begin with. Returned home to drink bourbon, cook leftovers from I don't even fucking know when and listen to death metal.
Cheers people!

[oettinger]

I worked on a national holiday today. Was Jesus shot this day in history or what? Shit needs to get done though. Repaired the balcony some in the afternoon whilst having my first drinks and now it`s full blown getting trashed.

[Rye and Coke]

I worked on a national holiday today. Was Jesus shot this day in history or what? Shit needs to get done though. Repaired the balcony some in the afternoon whilst having my first drinks and now it`s full blown getting trashed.

That's what I'm talking about.

And yes, Jesus was shot this day in Israel, 2000 years ago. He was on his donkey, Mary Magdalene riding with him, near the asses head -- which was very progressive at the time -- when he was shot twice on route to Dealey Plaza in Dallas, Texas.

[Lush City]

I worked on a national holiday today. Was Jesus shot this day in history or what? Shit needs to get done though. Repaired the balcony some in the afternoon whilst having my first drinks and now it`s full blown getting trashed.

That's what I'm talking about.

And yes, Jesus was shot this day in Israel, 2000 years ago. He was on his donkey, Mary Magdalene riding with him, near the asses head -- which was very progressive at the time -- when he was shot twice on route to Dealey Plaza in Dallas, Texas.

You need to watch this.
History of the World | Best Scenes [HD]
https://youtu.be/b5VsYT5vbWE

[oettinger]

You need to watch this.
History of the World | Best Scenes [HD]
https://youtu.be/b5VsYT5vbWE

I love it. Hilarious!

Also cool to have a board member old enough to have witnessed all of this

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

They are considering enforcing facemasks in public. Which would deliver a crushing blow to the women of Orange County, CA. I mean, to be denied my smile could cause them to resort to clawing theirs eyes out due to pure spiteful rage.

[oettinger]

They are considering enforcing facemasks in public. Which would deliver a crushing blow to the women of Orange County, CA. I mean, to be denied my smile could cause them to resort to clawing theirs eyes out due to pure spiteful rage.

So you`d have to wear a drinking straw in public too

[oettinger]

I lost a day today. I was really thinking it was sunday. I was so wasted yesterday that whole day vanished from my short term memory.
Thanks to Jesus getting buttfucked today in history it`s another sunday around these corners, cheers.

[Patchez]

Dragging slow ass 12 hour shift. Busting out in and hour. The boards relieved some boredom. Masterclass mixology class got finished up today to stave off more boredom.

[Nausea]

Played hookie from work and went on a hike. Not without accompaniment, however:

[Lush City]

Played hookie from work and went on a hike. Not without accompaniment, however:

Awesome. You are a true American living the high life. Is that Bigfoot country?