Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Apparently even your pets can get Crona too. Even more reason for the chinese to be extra firm when petting them. With rocks.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Fixer upper.Donald J. Drunk wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:00 amFolks, I am utterly famished for attention here. Hell, at this point I'd even settle for someone shoving a spiny sea urchin up my ass.
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his name is mike, if you pleaseBadfellow wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:29 amFixer upper.Donald J. Drunk wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:00 amFolks, I am utterly famished for attention here. Hell, at this point I'd even settle for someone shoving a spiny sea urchin up my ass.
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Yes, without a doubt you poets are basket cases. It's because you are laying bare your private parts and putting your lifeblood into text.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Went to work which is turning into a ghost town and that's scary cause it's a small company to begin with. Returned home to drink bourbon, cook leftovers from I don't even fucking know when and listen to death metal.
Cheers people!
Cheers people!
Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
I worked on a national holiday today. Was Jesus shot this day in history or what? Shit needs to get done though. Repaired the balcony some in the afternoon whilst having my first drinks and now it`s full blown getting trashed.
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That's what I'm talking about.
And yes, Jesus was shot this day in Israel, 2000 years ago. He was on his donkey, Mary Magdalene riding with him, near the asses head -- which was very progressive at the time -- when he was shot twice on route to Dealey Plaza in Dallas, Texas.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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You need to watch this.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Fri Apr 10, 2020 2:54 pmThat's what I'm talking about.
And yes, Jesus was shot this day in Israel, 2000 years ago. He was on his donkey, Mary Magdalene riding with him, near the asses head -- which was very progressive at the time -- when he was shot twice on route to Dealey Plaza in Dallas, Texas.
History of the World | Best Scenes [HD]
https://youtu.be/b5VsYT5vbWE
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
I love it. Hilarious!Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Apr 11, 2020 11:21 pm
You need to watch this.
History of the World | Best Scenes [HD]
https://youtu.be/b5VsYT5vbWE
Also cool to have a board member old enough to have witnessed all of this
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They are considering enforcing facemasks in public. Which would deliver a crushing blow to the women of Orange County, CA. I mean, to be denied my smile could cause them to resort to clawing theirs eyes out due to pure spiteful rage.
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So you`d have to wear a drinking straw in public tooDirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:31 amThey are considering enforcing facemasks in public. Which would deliver a crushing blow to the women of Orange County, CA. I mean, to be denied my smile could cause them to resort to clawing theirs eyes out due to pure spiteful rage.
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I lost a day today. I was really thinking it was sunday. I was so wasted yesterday that whole day vanished from my short term memory.
Thanks to Jesus getting buttfucked today in history it`s another sunday around these corners, cheers.
Thanks to Jesus getting buttfucked today in history it`s another sunday around these corners, cheers.
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Dragging slow ass 12 hour shift. Busting out in and hour. The boards relieved some boredom. Masterclass mixology class got finished up today to stave off more boredom.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Played hookie from work and went on a hike. Not without accompaniment, however:
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Awesome. You are a true American living the high life. Is that Bigfoot country?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.