Shit we hate:

[Badfellow]

"Now more than ever" "during these challenging times" "we're all in this together".

You can basically put them together in any order, roll some stock footage of a few wholesome, generic families and just like magic you've got your commercial.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ The sad part is, we were never together and never will be unified. That part, I really DO hate. We should be more sophisticated human beings. I mean, aren't we allegedly evolved into a superior species? !! (Although I have yet to see proof of it).

I see the pics of rubber gloves laying on the ground in parking lots where they are discarded after people are done using them to hoard things from the grocery store and yet, those same people are acting like we need to fight this battle together. Who is supposed to pick up that trash? These people are the first to throw others under the bus for their own personal gain and well being.
And what gain? More t.p.? It can't be to protect yourself from the virus as you constantly risk your lives and others to crowd the stores.
Stop the act. It ain't working for those of us with intellect and dignity and respect for others.
I wouldn't give them a roll of my t.p. even if they begged for it.
Use leaves like the rest of us neanderthals.

[Dear Booze]

Over the past few days, I have noticed that people being interview have started asking themselves a question and then answering their own question: "Do I think we need to close the beaches? Yes. Yes I do... Do I think we need to start arresting people? I don't want to answer that question right now..."

I know this isn't a new thing, but it seems to be happening more than ever. When see or hear people do this, I automatically believe they are douchebags, nuts, or hiding something. Or any combination of those three things.

It's as bad as people who talk about themselves in third person.

Funny thing is, I also noticed that every one of the people on Tiger King did this during interviews too.

Do I hate it when people do that? Yes! I fucking hate it.

[Badfellow]

Should there be a Netflix documentary series called E. Coli Queen: The Sordid Story of Shitfinger Shelley? Probably not.

Would people watch it? Unfortunately, yes.



And then there are those assholes who ask a question and answer it with another question...

Should I be dumping my vinyl gloves, used motor oil, old porn mags, assorted medical waste and other garbage in the parking lot of the Home Depot? Who's gonna stop me?

[scream ale]

I see the pics of rubber gloves laying on the ground in parking lots where they are discarded after people are done using them to hoard things from the grocery store and yet, those same people are acting like we need to fight this battle together. Who is supposed to pick up that trash?

If more people are staying home why is there even more trash outside? Loads of rubber gloves, some masks, random garbage. I even saw a slightly dirty but unused roll of asswipe near where I work that some asswipe couldn't be bothered to pick up.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Hey that's like finding money laying on the ground these days!

You make a valid point about there being more trash outside when people are supposed be inside. The panic-stricken and glove wearin' litterers are the very ones who are out the most, hoarding and making everyone elses lives a pain in the ass! If everyone would have done their regular shopping just like they always did before, the stores wouldn't even be in this mess. Since when was anyplace ever out of toilet paper before? The sheer stupidity is astounding, I hate it.

[Artful Drunktective]

On another related note of astounding stupidity...I REALLY hate these jerk-offs who are purposely coughing on people and grocery store food. Especially this recent bitch bragging on social media that she was positive with the virus and was intentionally spreading it. WTH is wrong with these people?! Thank Bacchus they are getting thrown in jail for it. As if the world doesn't have enough problems right now and then out come these degenerate assholes with nothing better to do. They are the reasons why abortion should always be legal.

[Nausea]

Unwanted pulsings of the genitalia.

[oettinger]

Unwanted pulsings of the genitalia.

I`m ambivalent about those

[mistah willies]

...They are the reasons why abortion should always be legal.

How late is late-term?

30 years?

[Artful Drunktective]

...They are the reasons why abortion should always be legal.

How late is late-term?

30 years?

Maybe that late of term it should then resort to a nice potassium chloride shot from the local vet clinic.

[oettinger]

Ska music and people that like it

[oettinger]

Guests that won`t leave

[scream ale]

Ska music and people that like it

People listen to ska?

[scream ale]

Constantly washing my hands.