Random shit

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ To the above posts about the chicken wing sauce... as Scream Ale (and prolly Badfellow cuz he's part Canuck, part Buffalonian) can school you better than I...the recipe derives from the Anchor Bar in Buffalo N.Y. I believe they use REAL butter, spices, and of course Frank's Hot Sauce. I have legitimate sources on this. And you can only dip them in blue cheese. Anything else such as Ranch dressing is sacrilegious.

[Badfellow]

That's a Texas sized 10-4 on proper blue cheese dippin' there, good buddy. No disrespect to ranch sauce, but it pales in comparison to a fine blue cheese sauce with the crumbles in it. Keep the ranch dressing for your veggie tray occasions. Save the blue cheese for da wings. It's the law.

[Lush City]

I like Thousand Islands dressing on my fish tacos!

[Badfellow]

I like Thousand Islands dressing on my fish tacos!

You know that's just ranch dressing and ketchup with pickled relish, right?

Not that life on the Thousand Islands is any more fuckin' awesome than that on the Hidden Valley Ranch, Camp Chong, USA, 04200.

Here on the Ranch, we can make any sort of dressing, sauce or condiment you might possibly desire. Including but not limited to the following:

*Roquefort blue cheese sauce

*Béchamel sauce

*Hollandaise sauce

*Béarnaise sauce

*Chimichurri sauce

*Garlic Butter sauce

*Pukka Jerk sauce

*Awesomê sauce

*Redeye Gravy sauce

*Special Sauce©

*Arby's Sauce

*Quattro fromaggio sauce

*Marinara sauce

*Puttanesca sauce

*Western North Caolina style barbeque sauce

*Eastern North Carolina style barbeque sauce

*Nashville style barbeque sauce

*Memphis style barbeque sauce

*Kansas City style barbeque sauce

*Texas style barbeque sauce

*Acadian style barbeque sauce

*Korean Bulgogi style barbecue sauce

*Ponzu sauce

*Tartar sauce

*Jungle Curry sauce

*Fish sauce

*Moose Au Jus sauce

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

*Arby's Sauce

It took about to that point that I was able to connect with ya both.

[Artful Drunktective]

I like Thousand Islands dressing on my fish tacos!

I like Hellman's mayo mixed with Sriracha sauce with lime and cilantro. I think in your part of the world they call it "Baja Sauce". It's a must and love it! I even put it on my carne asada tacos with raw onions and raw jalapeño with French's fried onions sprinkled on top and it is unbeatable. Seriously.

[Lush City]

I like Thousand Islands dressing on my fish tacos!

I like Hellman's mayo mixed with Sriracha sauce with lime and cilantro. I think in your part of the world they call it "Baja Sauce". It's a must and love it! I even put it on my carne asada with raw onions and raw jalapeño with French's fried onions sprinkled on top and it is unbeatable. Seriously.

Thank you. That was the effect I was looking for but Thousand Islands was a feeble attempt. That sounds so easy I will do that next time. I tried this other recipe using mayo, plain yogurt plus lime and your favorite hot sauce. It wasn't bad.

[Artful Drunktective]

I love 1000 Island. Of course thanks to the Big Mac I love it on burgers but is a must on a Reuben. It really ties the sandwich together. That and the Kraut (no, not oettinger).

[Badfellow]

What do you do with a drunken sailor? Eric Andre has some ideas on the subject.

[oettinger]

A former friend of mine posted this crap gay outburst on facebook:

Dear Everyone!
This is one of the hardest things I have ever done, but before I start, a quick thank you to everybody who congratulated me on my birthday. I am so sorry I didn’t respond, but the past weeks have been a personal hell for me. That being said, I am very grateful for all of your wishes. Thank you so much!
Here we go:
Writing this scares me so deeply that I am sitting here shaking while trying to put everything in as few sentences as possible. I write this today, because yesterday was a big day for me. After drinking for roughly 20 years straight, I have been undrunk now for exactly 2 months. Which also is exactly twice as long as I have ever managed before. I know, for most people 2 months is nothing, for me it is huge.
Writing this scares me, because opening up to people I know is already difficult for me. Opening up to here on fb to so many people I don’t know is terrifying beyond words. But this is exactly why I do this. I need to go about my life differently, because how I did is not working for me anymore.
As a person, I am very private even towards my friends and loved ones. Closed off might be the better term. Throughout my life I have erected many walls within myself, mainly to protect myself from the world and all things that would hurt me. There were reasons, of course, but those are not important now.
Over the years these walls have become a big part of my personality, so much so, that I do not really see them anymore. They are constantly there, keeping harm outside, but at the same time harming me, because they work so well that I don’t even know what is going on within myself most of the time. I am working on that now.
Learning what is going on inside myself and seeing how much harm I have done to me and the people that surround me is tough. But I also see it as the beginning of a long road to success. I am trying to change my strategy and my outlook on life. I have to, as my old ways clearly don’t work anymore and I am not sure if they ever did.
For the first time in my life giving up drinking does not feel like a chore anymore. I have been tired of it for a long time, but it still kept on being my “go to” and “feel good” drug that I couldn’t get rid of. Feeling like shit in the morning getting better by afternoon and downing a bottle of gin in the evening has been my day so many times, I can’t count it anymore.
I don’t want to be that person. The stuff is killing me and I don’t wanna die when I am 50.
I don’t want to push people away anymore because inside I am so insecure and so afraid to get hurt, I’d rather push than let someone give me a hug.
I don’t want to be stuck in the same rut day in and day out anymore. I want to go about my life differently and be able to be proud of the person I have become.
I want to change, truly, no matter how hard this is gonna be, no matter what my life will look like a month, 6 months or a year from now. Although I am a firm believer in most people’s inability to change, I will try my hardest and in my heart I know I can succeed.
I want to do this and through helping myself and opening up, maybe I can bring a little hope to someone else who suffers from similar stuff I do.
I don’t want to be depressed anymore, I will strive to be happy.
All this scares me to death. I am crying while writing this but I also feel a, relief wash over me like I have rarely felt before in my life.
I am doing this because I need to learn, to understand myself, to open up, to see where I went wrong. To learn to love myself and share this with other people so I never hurt anyone again like I have done too many times in the past.
This is me, feeling so vulnerable and openly naked like I have never felt before. And I hope by doing so, I am getting one step closer to dealing with whatever life throws at me next.
I don’t know if people are gonna laugh at me for writing this, if people will understand or simply think me an idiot. But I don’t care. This is important to me. This is ME! The me that does not want to repeat the same mistakes over and over again and the me that does not want to hurt and push away the people that care about me and love me.
The most important person in my life once told me: Trust in yourself and never stop believing, seeing and loving.
I will honor that advice, I want to believe, see and love and I will make it through the night. I hope so will you. I sincerely wish that for everyone of you out there.
Love,
Stefan

[oettinger]

Disgusting, right?!

[Nausea]

I cried while reading that. It really hits close to home.

[Rye and Coke]

I don't know. I think a piece of me died a long time ago where I can no longer register human feelings. And i'm not saying I'm some 'tough guy', I can empathize, it just ends when I try to apply it to myself.

If someone were to be crying I could try and comfort them, but thinking of crying myself just makes my stomach turn.

My physical and vocal reaction to reading this very heartfelt and exposing letter was, literally:

"ew."


I'm pretty sure that's not good, lol.

[Nausea]

My physical and vocal reaction to reading this very heartfelt and exposing letter was, literally:

"ew."

You didn't cry like I did? You heartless bastar.d

HTIS MAN POURD OUT HIS SOUL FOR YOU.

[Hugh]

Disgusting, right?!

It was embarrassing to read.

Don't forget to post a followup when Stefan falls off the wagon and feels the need for another teary-eyed Facebook post. (And try not to laugh at him, okay?)