Recently i was drinking with my friend. Of course after 3 bottles of vodka we wanted to have some more, beer wasn't cutting it so... We went to get some more. In the middle of the night, during thunderstorm with a heavy rain. Here y memory line stop. About two hour later i find myself standing bacchus knows where, alone. What the hell happened? Where the hell i am? This shithole i call my home country may look a bit indistinguishable at night. Everything is grey and almost identical (architects didn't bother to plan different regions, they used one template). After swearing a bit and taking a leak in the middle of the street i decided to call a cab. That was a brilliant idea in a most retarded way possible - i didn't know where to call it. After fidgeting with my phone a bit (all these new toy have gps installed), i found out i was not that far from home, yet place still looked unfamiliar. I called the cab and got home. For some reason i woke up on a chair near pc with "man vs wild" playlist on. That last one is a mystery to me. Heil lord bacchus and never ending mysteries of boozing.
P.s. next day i found out my friend got arrested. He couldn't recall a thing.
oldsmartskunk wrote:Recently i was drinking with my friend. Of course after 3 bottles of vodka we wanted to have some more, beer wasn't cutting it so... We went to get some more. In the middle of the night, during thunderstorm with a heavy rain. Here y memory line stop. About two hour later i find myself standing bacchus knows where, alone. What the hell happened? Where the hell i am? This shithole i call my home country may look a bit indistinguishable at night. Everything is grey and almost identical (architects didn't bother to plan different regions, they used one template). After swearing a bit and taking a leak in the middle of the street i decided to call a cab. That was a brilliant idea in a most retarded way possible - i didn't know where to call it. After fidgeting with my phone a bit (all these new toy have gps installed), i found out i was not that far from home, yet place still looked unfamiliar. I called the cab and got home. For some reason i woke up on a chair near pc with "man vs wild" playlist on. That last one is a mystery to me. Heil lord bacchus and never ending mysteries of boozing.
P.s. next day i found out my friend got arrested. He couldn't recall a thing.
Next time tell the cab driver to find a well known landmark in your place, like the big whole in the ground where the hole town takes a dump in.
Sure, your friend doesn`t remember about the innocent virgin high octaine vodka bottles you tow just killed and threw in said hole?
I'm strange. I blackout probably 1/3 times I drink. When I do, I'm always cohesive, collected, and barely slurring (mostly).It sucks. I blackout very early so I never remember the interesting bits
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits
I do tend to reach a state where it feels like the controls on the ship are made of rubber, and nothing steers correctly. This was how I dropped my cell phone last weekend and the screen shattered, as I staggered back form the local with my Lady.
Like i was trying to operate a marinated marionette form Marianas Trench or some shit
Apparently, I knocked some shit over and almost shattered some family heirlooms.... Don't remember a damn thing. The whole left side of my body is bruised, so.....there's that.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
You were drinking like an Olympic champ and still talking 100% coherent. Zero slurred speech. I mean, we knew you were drunk- we all were- but you've got a serious poker face when it comes to blacking out. It's some sort of mutant superpower you have there.
Glad the family heirlooms are alright. One time I fell over into a table holding my ex-girlfriend's collection of rare orchids. Whoops, don't do that. Try not to break important things, but wear the bruises as a badge of honor.
You were drinking like an Olympic champ and still talking 100% coherent. Zero slurred speech. I mean, we knew you were drunk- we all were- but you've got a serious poker face when it comes to blacking out. It's some sort of mutant superpower you have there.
Glad the family heirlooms are alright. One time I fell over into a table holding my ex-girlfriend's collection of rare orchids. Whoops, don't do that. Try not to break important things, but wear the bruises as a badge of honor.
This mutant power has gotten me out of many a dangerous police interaction.
I'm not on Nausea's level, but I can hide the demon better than most. Apparently being a bit too chatty is my only tell.
I just wish I knew why I feel like I got dropped through a playground jungle gym.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
What? You don't remember jumping off that eight foot step ladder and doing an elbow drop onto a bottle of dark rum? It's like you got possessed by Jimmy the Superfly Snuka.
Probably the best hall-of-famer moment was when Oggar lost his footing and face planted into the toilet. Oggar was fine; that guy is built like a mountain. The toilet? Total loss. Looked like someone hit it with a sledgehammer then finished the job with a hand grenade.
Blackout? What blackout? You mean the pre bedtime nap I sometimes take before heading upstairs? Somewhere there's a study that says people aren't getting enough rest. I'm just trying to get healthy.
Blackout? What blackout? You mean the pre bedtime nap I sometimes take before heading upstairs? Somewhere there's a study that says people aren't getting enough rest. I'm just trying to get healthy.
Yeah that sounds like me. I don't black out while being awake and "coherent" anymore. Instead, I just get tired and pass out for a few hours. I turned old. Or maybe it's self-preservation mode to prevent myself from doing something retarded? Or back in the day, having something retarded done to you while blacked out. But I'm not giving up without a valiant effort first!