It's Friday, drunks.

[scream ale]

Less than two hours to go. Come on minute hand, come on. Move you bastard!

[Rye and Coke]

Less than two hours to go. Come on minute hand, come on. Move you bastard!

In the meantime, i'm raising a glass to you brother.


I'll see you on the other side.

[scream ale]

^^^ Cheers to you as well sir!

[Rooster]

Never forget.

[Rooster]

Goddammit. I tried imgur and flickr. How the fuck do I get images to load?

*edit* Nevermind.

[Rooster]

This is my favorite throwback.

[Judge]

Johnny Tequila... now there's a Drunkard I regret not having had a drink with. I've got a shot of añejo raised in his honor.

Nice to see you, Big C. Hope life has been treating you well. Are you still a collector of fine bourbon? Or did the Zima addiction get the best of you? Cheers, sir.

Thanks, it is going along, odd but smooth,odd but smooth. How have you been? I have moved entirely on to Scotch and Gin, the Bourbon market has driven me insane. Speaking of Zima, I'm going to Judge's house and will drink an entire case of Zima in his driveway, until I am forcibly removed by the local constabulary. I owe this to Liz.

I actually do have some Zima in the fridge in the garage. For some reason last summer when it was hot and steamy I thought I remembered it'd be good after mowing the lawn like a hard lemonade. I was wrong. Time has fogged my memory of that vile concoction. Its still there as no one will drink it. And I just can't bring myself to throw out booze no matter how vile. And bring your swim shorts, we be ready to open the pool soon.

[Rooster]

Johnny Tequila... now there's a Drunkard I regret not having had a drink with. I've got a shot of añejo raised in his honor.

Nice to see you, Big C. Hope life has been treating you well. Are you still a collector of fine bourbon? Or did the Zima addiction get the best of you? Cheers, sir.

Thanks, it is going along, odd but smooth,odd but smooth. How have you been? I have moved entirely on to Scotch and Gin, the Bourbon market has driven me insane. Speaking of Zima, I'm going to Judge's house and will drink an entire case of Zima in his driveway, until I am forcibly removed by the local constabulary. I owe this to Liz.

I actually do have some Zima in the fridge in the garage. For some reason last summer when it was hot and steamy I thought I remembered it'd be good after mowing the lawn like a hard lemonade. I was wrong. Time has fogged my memory of that vile concoction. Its still there as no one will drink it. And I just can't bring myself to throw out booze no matter how vile. And bring your swim shorts, we be ready to open the pool soon.

Ruiner will drink anything unless his taste has refined over all of these years.

[Artful Drunktective]

I actually do have some Zima in the fridge in the garage. For some reason last summer when it was hot and steamy I thought I remembered it'd be good after mowing the lawn like a hard lemonade. I was wrong. Time has fogged my memory of that vile concoction. Its still there as no one will drink it. And I just can't bring myself to throw out booze no matter how vile. And bring your swim shorts, we be ready to open the pool soon.

My sentiments exactly about Zima. It seemed like a good idea at the time because I only remembered how carbonated and refreshing it was on a hot summers day circa 1993. And then of course I regretted it once I tried it years later. I guess we should be relieved that our tastes have become somewhat more sophisticated since the 90's. I also used to drop jolly ranchers in it back it the day. That made it seem tolerable.

Badfellow should be the one to drink your garage Zima stash. Us drunkards are still waiting for this:

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Post by Badfellow » Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:16 pm

Don't fear the Zima, man.
There will be a video of the Zimafication, possibly directed by Luc Besson and/or Guillermo del Toro.

I'm setting a goal of 15 minutes for a six pack of 12oz. bottles and have been training by guzzling dish water and Diet Sprite from a mop bucket. My support team is totally stoked for the event and knows exactly what to do in the case of an emergency. Also have a nice Evil Kenieval stunt suit picked out that accents my chest hairs and panther mandalion quite nicely.

Wondering if I should do a motorcycle jump over a pool filled with Zima and angry, drunk sharks? That would be most triumphant.

[Nausea]

[scream ale]

^^^ That's funny. The big zima with the my grandma would kill me quote.

[Rye and Coke]

Zima: A dark time in drinking history.

Hey, let's carbonate the piss of a vegan that had been drinking water all day.

[oettinger]

Zima: A dark time in drinking history.

Hey, let's carbonate the piss of a vegan Horse that had been drinking water all day.

Fixed that for you.

Hey it`s friday. wash that zima horse pee out with some real liquor, shall we?

[Badfellow]

YOHO! HO! AND A BOTTLE OF

ZIMA!!!

[Nausea]

EYEEEE BEEN DRINKIN ZIMA TO STAY ALIIIIVE