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Re: Best Drinking Games

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DivaBitch wrote:i used to play beer but later we made tings beer pong, at of cuorse.

we playde a game made up we callled sombudy wuold tell a short story make up and theone to lauagh had t drink a shot.
I needed to clarify that some
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oettinger wrote:
DivaBitch wrote:i used to play beer but later we made tings beer pong, at of cuorse.

we playde a game made up we callled sombudy wuold tell a short story make up and theone to lauagh had t drink a shot.
I needed to clarify that some
holly shit i must have been prety fucked up when i wrote that.
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Re: Best Drinking Games

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DivaBitch wrote:
oettinger wrote:
DivaBitch wrote:i used to play beer but later we made tings beer pong, at of cuorse.

we playde a game made up we callled sombudy wuold tell a short story make up and theone to lauagh had t drink a shot.
I needed to clarify that some
holly shit i must have been prety fucked up when i wrote that.
same here
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same here
same here what?
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I'm just about to start playing 'drunken memory'.

You get a deck of cards, shuffle them.

Then deal two out at a time, every time two cards aren't a pair, you drink for however long the cards add up to in seconds.
I posted about this an hour ago in this forum, will let you know how good it is on a scale of 1-10 if i can still count to 1-10 in about an hour...

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I don`t do any drinking games
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yes oetinger!!!!!

thanks for being the main man tonight,

and replying,, i logged back in here several times

throughout the day and night

and its great to see u replied.

Dont mean to sound like a pussy... butt.

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off to get a bit more smashed now


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I wish we could be balls out carrying around and drinking booze in public these crazy days because I found the best drinking game ever.
You have to take a drink every time an old person is in the g.d. way. This includes, but not limited to:

*driving at a snails pace ahead of you in traffic
*meandering in front of entrances and exits of stores so you can't get by
*walking slowly in front of you in a store or on a sidewalk so you can't get by
*walking in the middle of a parking lot and not moving out of the way so you can't get by
*standing in the middle of a store aisle and not moving out of the way so you can't get by

We would have been FUBAR'd today if we played this game.
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^^^ It would also work with the dip shits blocking the aisle because they're on their phones and not moving. Or if they are moving it's at the speed of a dying sloth. Why these people can't do their chit chatting before or after doing their shopping boggles the mind. Going shopping with a bottle of booze and taking a good hit everytime you encounter a complete space wasting dumbass would make it so much more bearable.

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The one thing I am really learning in this quarantine is that a lot of people die in nursing homes.

We need to set these people free and let them do something fun, like they can run the Kentucky derby while we drink mint julep. It may be slow, but we can drink more.
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Maybe we can have them play leap frog. Take bets on which person breaks which bone first. Every time someone yell "my hip!!!" everybody takes a shot.
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^ ^ ^ Yeah like, a Special Olympics for the Quarantined Elderly perhaps? With hurdles and obstacle courses n' shit. I can dig it.
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I got another one. Every time my feckin' Pomeranian barks... everyone has to drink.

And for the record...he doesn't just bark at random noises, doorbells, and other dogs barking / passing by like all normal dogs in the universe do. Nope.

He barks... - in addition to the random noises, doorbells, and other dogs...
when he wants to go outside
when someone else goes outside and he couldn't come with
when he wants to come inside
when he wants treats
when he wants to visit oettinger's dad but can't
when he begs for our food
when he doesn't get his way
when he's excited
when he's tired
when he's bullying
when he's pissed
when we look at him too long in the eye
at his food
at his toys
at his bones
at the cat
at imaginary stuff
just for fun
just to be irritating
just to prove a point
just to hear himself bark

Drinking at this rate you will reach FUBARdom in no time.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 07, 2020 8:34 am
I got another one. Every time my feckin' Pomeranian barks... everyone has to drink.

And for the record...he doesn't just bark at random noises, doorbells, and other dogs barking / passing by like all normal dogs in the universe do. Nope.

He barks... - in addition to the random noises, doorbells, and other dogs...


Drinking at this rate you will reach FUBARdom in no time.
They play that game at AA meetings to check who`s "really into it'"
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"Saw" movie series:

Hello Mister xxx Drunkard boardmember,

If you don`t drink heavily every day from now on, your heart will explode!

XXX MDM: yeah, I know. Cheers
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