The Blackout Thread

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Yesterday I managed to pass out during a black out. Top that modern drunks!
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I did two loads of wash while blacked out last night. Even got the first load in the dryer.
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Hukai or hukue

I remember
Getting into
An argument
With my buds
Girlfriend
While getting
Loaded in a
TGI Fridays
I stormed out
Got on my
XL250R Honda
Woke up at
Home 30 miles
Away
Regretted the
Argument in
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Pussy, you aint blaked out you caonld type,
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Jul 18, 2020 9:46 pm
Pussy, you aint blaked out you caonld type,
I'll seccccond dthis,
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Yeah but nothing beats waking up from a blackout from getting "roopied". Love Jo Koy!
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Some Blackouts

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The landlord asked me to temporarily remove my window AC unit so that he could take photos of the building for his insurance company. (Insurance companies don't like window AC units.) It's a pain in the ass, window units are heavy, but I took it out and set it on the rug until I could decide whether or not I would put it back in, or throw it away and buy a new one. This morning I get out of bed and there's my rug without a window AC unit sitting on it. I *do* remember considering sneaky ways of disposing of it - you can't just throw them in the trash because it's illegal here in California. I thought maybe I could toss it in the Dumpster across the alley, or maybe drive it to a remote location and leave it.

It's not in the Dumpster across the alley - I just checked. I hope I wasn't driving around drunk last night with it in the trunk of my car. But I don't know where it is.

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Did you consider throwing it out the window?

Why did you oblige in the first way anyway? Sorry landlord, I won`t take my Hitler flag off the window. You come get it pussy
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Hugh wrote:
Sat Feb 20, 2021 11:46 am
The landlord asked me to temporarily remove my window AC unit so that he could take photos of the building for his insurance company. (Insurance companies don't like window AC units.) It's a pain in the ass, window units are heavy, but I took it out and set it on the rug until I could decide whether or not I would put it back in, or throw it away and buy a new one. This morning I get out of bed and there's my rug without a window AC unit sitting on it. I *do* remember considering sneaky ways of disposing of it - you can't just throw them in the trash because it's illegal here in California. I thought maybe I could toss it in the Dumpster across the alley, or maybe drive it to a remote location and leave it.

It's not in the Dumpster across the alley - I just checked. I hope I wasn't driving around drunk last night with it in the trunk of my car. But I don't know where it is.
Oh shit....What would Drunk Hugh do?


I mean, what'd you do with the T.V. you didn't want? And it's pretty heavy, so you couldn't have gotten too far just carrying the thing. It's gotta be somewhere in the immediate vicinity.

Have you checked your trunk, for like water or anything? Those things leak like crazy. Maybe some wet spots are still there.

This is a goddamn mystery.
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Get just as drunk as you were when you lost it.

This verisimilar configuration of the neural-statespace is more conducive to recollection.
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Doesn't like TVs, ACs or end tables. Poor, poor bastard.
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Yeah, get drunk
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Hugh wrote:
Sat Feb 20, 2021 11:46 am
It's not in the Dumpster across the alley - I just checked. I hope I wasn't driving around drunk last night with it in the trunk of my car. But I don't know where it is.
Sounds like Dear Booze about his dead hookers.
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