It's because old people keep mistaking him for a disgruntled sasquatch in a Slayer hoodie. You'd beat him with sticks too if he came lumbering at you drunk from the woods, no pants, fresh off a morning dump.
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A disgruntled vodka fueled sasquatch is something to be feared.Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2020 10:28 amIt's because old people keep mistaking him for a disgruntled sasquatch in a Slayer hoodie. You'd beat him with sticks too if he came lumbering at you drunk from the woods, no pants, fresh off a morning dump.
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A disgruntled pantless vodka fueled sasquatch...super scary.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2020 1:00 pmA disgruntled vodka fueled sasquatch is something to be feared.
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Pulling weeds
Shredding cheese
Peeling potatoes
Long fingernails and toenails
Incessant dog barking
Picking up dog shit from the yard
When stuff on youtube says "full album" or "full movie" but it just fking ain't.
Thanks for letting me rant.
Shredding cheese
Peeling potatoes
Long fingernails and toenails
Incessant dog barking
Picking up dog shit from the yard
When stuff on youtube says "full album" or "full movie" but it just fking ain't.
Thanks for letting me rant.
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That is such annoying bullshit.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu May 07, 2020 6:53 am
When stuff on youtube says "full album" or "full movie" but it just fking ain't.
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^ ^ ^ HAHAAAA! Laughed my ass off. Yep that is exactly our dog. They even look alike except that dog is cuter and not as big of an asshole. And Rambo even barked while I was trying to watch this because he heard the dog bark!
Didja see the latest drinking game I posted yesterday??? I wish it was an exaggeration. So why not make the best of it?
Didja see the latest drinking game I posted yesterday??? I wish it was an exaggeration. So why not make the best of it?
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I get sad when I see a nice rack that has ink all over it. What a waste of God's good work.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 10:06 amI get upset when someone has Axe Body Spray too.
*sniff*
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like this?: https://images.app.goo.gl/PFZ3zGEsVk9ioyB37mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 11:16 amI get sad when I see a nice rack that has ink all over it. What a waste of God's good work.
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Is that the big draw on skype? Watching Oett vent his frustration over aging bloated rock stars?oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2020 1:44 amThis is basically you after 4 bottles of vodka - laying on the floor, screaming and crying ,because AXL Rose looks like old fat woman, haaa
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scream ale wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2020 8:38 amIs that the big draw on skype? Watching Oett vent his frustration over aging bloated rock stars?oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2020 1:44 amThis is basically you after 4 bottles of vodka - laying on the floor, screaming and crying ,because AXL Rose looks like old fat woman, haaa
That, and maybe because he is anticipating this as his own fate and we get to see it unfold before our eyes.
Anyone seen Vince Neil lately? WHOA MAMA!
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THESE DUMBASSES: Red Lobster brawl
Meanwhile we have Patchez there in the exact same area always supporting mom n' pop places like everyone should be doing while these fat, white, entitled, female wastes of life misbehave like this for some chain restaurant lobster only because they think they deserve a good Mother's Day?!
I am deeply embarrassed for all these people and their stupidity. The comical Twitter posts make up for it though.
AND the ASSHOLES doing this too: 13,000 Pounds of Trash Last Week on This Beach. All these protests for freedom infiltrating the news only for these troglodytes to go out and trash the planet like this and not even blink an eye at the wildlife and people it affects. It's infuriating.
These are global headlines from America. It's fucking EMBARRASSING.
Meanwhile we have Patchez there in the exact same area always supporting mom n' pop places like everyone should be doing while these fat, white, entitled, female wastes of life misbehave like this for some chain restaurant lobster only because they think they deserve a good Mother's Day?!
I am deeply embarrassed for all these people and their stupidity. The comical Twitter posts make up for it though.
AND the ASSHOLES doing this too: 13,000 Pounds of Trash Last Week on This Beach. All these protests for freedom infiltrating the news only for these troglodytes to go out and trash the planet like this and not even blink an eye at the wildlife and people it affects. It's infuriating.
These are global headlines from America. It's fucking EMBARRASSING.
Okole maluna!