Shit we love:

[oettinger]

I sometimes like to sit down and get drunk

[Nausea]

Toying with my cat. I think it's a shame when people train their cats to be docile and obedient. Where are the wild thangs?

She luvs it.

[Artful Drunktective]

We may need an official thread to celebrate the magnificence of dipping sauces & dressings that make stuff even more awesome.

All gravies - brown, country, chicken, turkey, sausage...
Hollandaise
BBQ sauce
Chipolte aioli
Ranch
Béarnaise
Italian dressing
Sriracha
Tzatziki
1000 Island
Heinz 57
Queso
Honey mustard
Béchamel
Green goddess
Salsa
Blue cheese dressing
A1
Toum
Peanut sauce
Sweet chili
Caesar
Duck sauce
Oil n' vinegar
Chutney
Sweet n' sour
Teriyaki
Pineapple jerk
Raita
Horseradish & sour cream
Ponzu
Au jus
Tartar sauce

So many awesome ones! What else?

[TheDrunkardAnglo]

The shit I love is shitting. Sitting down or I guess squatting depending on where you are and what the lavatory situation is. Sometimes when there is a sitting toilet, one has to squat anyway. People pissing on the seats... fucking animals!

[mistah willies]

When the snow melts,
the mud hardens,
before the biting bugs hatch,

there's a clean breeze for evening sleeping
and the way that laundry smells when brought back in.

Best part, no bees in the beer when outside.

Not a good shot there.

[Artful Drunktective]

Pasta with cream sauce and mushrooms
Mushrooms on pizza
Stuffed cheesy mushrooms
Sauteed mushrooms in gravy
Psychedelic mushrooms

[Dear Booze]

Pasta with cream sauce and mushrooms
Mushrooms on pizza
Stuffed cheesy mushrooms
Sauteed mushrooms in gravy
Psychedelic mushrooms

Aborted Entoloma Mushrooms
Artist’s Conk Mushrooms
Artist’s Bracket Mushrooms
Beech Mushrooms
Beefsteak Mushrooms
Black Trumpet Mushrooms
Burnt Matche Mushrooms
Button Mushrooms
Cauliflower Mushrooms
Chanterelle Mushrooms
Chicken of the Woods Mushrooms
Corn Smut Mushrooms
Cordyceps Mushrooms
Cremini Mushrooms
Elm Oyster Mushrooms
Enoki Mushrooms
Enokitake Mushrooms
Fly Amanita Mushrooms
Giraffe Spots Mushrooms
Destroying Angel Mushrooms
Gamba Mushrooms
Giant Puffball Mushrooms
Green-spored Lepiota Mushrooms
Hawk Wing Mushrooms
Hedgehog Mushrooms
Horn of Plenty Mushrooms
Jack-O-Lantern Mushrooms
King Oyster Mushrooms
Lactarius or Milk Mushrooms
Lion’s Mane Mushrooms
Lobster Mushrooms
Maitake Mushrooms
Matsutake Mushrooms
Pine Mushrooms
Meadow Mushrooms
Morel Mushrooms
Oyster Mushrooms
Pig’s Ear Mushrooms
Porcini Mushrooms
CEP Mushrooms
Penny Bun Mushrooms
Steinpilz Mushrooms
King Bolete Mushrooms
Portabello Mushrooms
Reishi Mushrooms
Russula Mushroom
Shaggy Manes
Shimeji Mushrooms
Shitake Mushrooms
Slippery Jack Mushrooms
Smooth White Lepiota Mushrooms
Snow Fungus Mushrooms
Straw Mushrooms
Sulfur Mushrooms
Chicken Mushrooms
Sweet Coral Club Mushrooms
Termite Mushrooms
Truffles Mushrooms
Turkey Tail Mushrooms
Wine Cap Mushrooms
Wood Blewit Mushrooms
Wood Ear Mushrooms

[Nausea]

That's a lot of mushroom lovin'. I bet you even play Toad on Mario Kart.

[Badfellow]

What? Are you all bunch of mycologists, now? Moving into caves, are we? Innoculating logs for future flushes of "fruit"? Maybe move to Japan?

True confession: I don't much care for the flavor of a choice edible mushroom; but I do love the hunt and the thrill of the find.

Morels are popping hardcore with the recent rainfall. Oyster mushrooms aren't quite to full fruiting yet but there's small shelves of growth and a strong smell of "anise" amongst the trees.

[scream ale]

Drinking beer. You could say it's one of my favorite past times.

[Artful Drunktective]

Morels are popping hardcore with the recent rainfall. Oyster mushrooms aren't quite to full fruiting yet but there's small shelves of growth and a strong smell of "anise" amongst the trees.

Smarty ass. You're like the Modern Drunkard Cliff Clavin, aren't ya?
And mistah willies is Wilson from "Tool Time", standing behind the fence with his sage advice and a bottle of Kraken.
And oettinger is still Klaus the fish from "American Dad!"

[Artful Drunktective]

Chicken of the Woods Mushrooms

Love me some Chicken of the Woods. It's my fcking favorite. Whatever the fk it is.

[Dear Booze]

Chicken of the Woods Mushrooms

Love me some Chicken of the Woods. It's my fcking favorite. Whatever the fk it is.

Chicken if the Woods Mushrooms are found throughout the world and taste like chicken (duh). Some people also say they taste like cat. It is not the same as another edible polypore, Maitake (Grifola frondosa) known as "hen of the woods"; with Lyophyllum Decastes, known as the "fried chicken mushroom"; with Lyphyllum Harlinium, known as the "Colonial Sanders Mushroom", found in parts of Kentucky; or Lyphyllum Batious-Covidious", known as "Chicken of the Cave", which is found in China.

[Artful Drunktective]

Chicken of the Woods Mushrooms

Love me some Chicken of the Woods. It's my fcking favorite. Whatever the fk it is.

Chicken if the Woods Mushrooms are found throughout the world and taste like chicken (duh). Some people also say they taste like cat. It is not the same as another edible polypore, Maitake (Grifola frondosa) known as "hen of the woods"; with Lyophyllum Decastes, known as the "fried chicken mushroom"; with Lyphyllum Harlinium, known as the "Colonial Sanders Mushroom", found in parts of Kentucky; or Lyphyllum Batious-Covidious", known as "Chicken of the Cave", which is found in China.

Thanks for that, Cliff Clavin #2.

[oettinger]

Yeah really Cliff Bourbon #2