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- Dirty Diamond Lou
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I'm also known as ssapals.
aka: Dirty Lou
aka: Sweet Lou
aka: The Whole Enchilada
aka: Dirty Lou
aka: Sweet Lou
aka: The Whole Enchilada
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I couldn't get very far till I decided I didn't want to read this, so I don't know. It probably was disgusting.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2020 4:40 pmThose albums combined are responsible for so many babies being made, they're like the fucking Genghis Khan of the western world - 1 in every 200 humans has their DNA.
Okole maluna!
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Okole maluna!
- Artful Drunktective
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Okole maluna!
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Grandma Owens rocks! Kevin better get some of the cut for his troubles.
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Grandma Owens is most definitely gonna need that BC Headache Powder after slugging a fifth of Black Velvet. It ain't black and it ain't velvet.
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This seems more like a clever Kevin. Nice handwriting, Kevin.
Not sure why the fuck anyone would want pig feet, though -- some things in life are beyond me.
Not sure why the fuck anyone would want pig feet, though -- some things in life are beyond me.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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I'm going outside the choices - Sam Elliott
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Nick Nolte.
Unless we can bring Harry Dean Stanton back from the grave.
Unless we can bring Harry Dean Stanton back from the grave.
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^ ^ ^ Those are both great!! Aw man it's hard for me to think of someone if there's no multiple choice but I will mull over it. Probably someone like Rosie Perez.
Anyone got any funny suggestions for oettinger? Like someone way off with a Spanish accent like Antonio Banderas narrating about drunkarreah, haha!
Anyone got any funny suggestions for oettinger? Like someone way off with a Spanish accent like Antonio Banderas narrating about drunkarreah, haha!
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If we are bringing back the dead to narrate it There can be only one choice. Alan fucking Rickman.scream ale wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:44 amNick Nolte.
Unless we can bring Harry Dean Stanton back from the grave.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Oettinger's life story narrator? That would be Rainier Wolfcastle from the Simpsons. Here's a few more...
Patchez- Denver Pyle
AD- Peri Gilpin
Dear Booze- Phil Hartman
Scream Ale- Wilford Brimley
Lush City- Charles Nelson Reilly
Thirsty Drunk- Bobcat Goldthwait
Mistah Willies- Rowdy Roddy Piper
Nausea- Charles Manson
OldSmartSkunk- Andrew Dice Clay
Patchez- Denver Pyle
AD- Peri Gilpin
Dear Booze- Phil Hartman
Scream Ale- Wilford Brimley
Lush City- Charles Nelson Reilly
Thirsty Drunk- Bobcat Goldthwait
Mistah Willies- Rowdy Roddy Piper
Nausea- Charles Manson
OldSmartSkunk- Andrew Dice Clay
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